notes from

Resistance back on the air!
It's been almost a year since my last entry and many in the movement have expressed concern over the
state of things. Is the Resistance done for? Has Tatsuya fled to another country with no
extradition laws? And what's up with those Scientology ads on the main page? Has Xenu the Wicked
Overlord of the Galactic Confederacy finally captured your dear leader? Calm your fretting,
my friends. The Revolution is alive and well. This past year of radio
silence was a necessary strategic maneuver to lull the enemy into a false sense of security.
It was all planned out. I've got them exactly where I want them. They may think I'm a lazy
slacker/loser/buttclown with negligent updating habits and no social skills whatsoever, but OH NO!
I've been lying in wait for
many a moon,
plotting my glorious return. I leap into action now
and catch them completely unawares! And I unveil the new Project Wonderful ad auction banner thing,
which they may interpret as a desperate attempt to finance my five bags a day Skittles
addiction, but OH NO! It's a bold and daring foray into experimental online business models.
I've got it all planned out. Woop, the red phone is ringing. Probably
Hillary again. Gotta go.
Viva la Resistance!
-T.
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BOOK THREE
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BOOK TWO
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BOOK ONE
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