notes from
I have discovered a way to live life in a state of perpetual orgasmic ecstasy, unbothered
by the cruel vagaries of life.
It's perfectly legal, no drugs involved,
no crazy meditation regimen,
no change in diet or beliefs or lifestyle.
It's healthy, no side effects,
no hangover, just pure bliss round the clock, 24/7. Problem is, I can't
articulate the secret method in words. There's no verbal way to demonstrate how I've achieved
this state. As much as I'd like to disclose the mystery to you all it resists
all known forms of communication. Except one. The comic strip. I can transmit my esoteric
knowledge through my comic strip and through my comic strip alone. There's no other way.
So you must keep reading,
every day, all the time, forever. Buy all the books at least four times.
Reminisce on particular strips in your free time,
learn punchlines by heart,
impress your friends with your knowledge of Sinfest. Whatever you do, you must keep
reading.
But now for a limited time eligible women can receive my wisdom through special tantric exercises with
me as their
personal guru. After only ten, twenty sessions of intense hands-on nude full-contact sensual
massage therapy you too can experience
The Super Duper Tatsuya Joy. Act now! Operators are standing by.
-T.
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BOOK THREE
available at
cafepress
and
amazon
BOOK TWO
available at
cafepress
and
amazon
BOOK ONE
available at
cafepress
and
amazon
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