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yo leohan protip here if you're going to go all devil's advocating you should probably be 100% completely upfront and honest about it from the beginning, rather than conceal it up until you reach the ...

so! 49ers versus Ravens in the Super Bowl

also i don't know if you guys were aware of this already but Bill Belichick is a dick

i mean you may have heard rumors from time to time to that effect ...

well

that was

uh

that was

that was a thing

inb4 the internet figures out whose hockey jersey Discord was wearing

damn, and all this time i've been drawing him as a Jets fan...

i couldn't bring myself to actually watch that

to put it more bluntly,

This is only a big deal because people are making it one.

Had there been no press, demand for this would be down 5000%.

Now, the shitty game makers get tons of free p ...

show of hands, who here is surprised that Darq officially Does Not Get It?

come on, don't be shy

wow

here, i'll just quote one of the comments

Would people be as mad if it were a man’s severed torso?

Maybe if it were a man’s torso clad in nothing but a banana hammock with a clearly visib ...

i think the only people who haven't called bullshit on that press conference are, uh, Notre Dame fans

i'm pretty sure a statue of a woman's mutilated torso is a depiction of violence against women

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i am concerned about how long that is

(inb4 "that's what she said")

an NFL star came back to UCLA this quarter to finish his degree

now, what would be even cooler is if i could run into him

as every football fan knows, a good tight end is also a good wide receiver

i have seen Gary's birth certificate and can attest to its validity

Bunch of elitist, xenopobic knobs who think "not believing in god" is some grand intellectual achievement that puts them head and shoulder over the unwashed masses.

this is the thing that ...