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Samuel L. Jackson is God
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fhqwhgads wrote:
My name is Fhqwhgads and I <3 this whole forum.

Your parents were weird.
*smacks forehead*
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Forgive me, everyone.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
HamletSr wrote:
AND THAT KILLS THE THREAD


MANTISMAG FOR THE WIN


YEAH MAN

QUOTING PULP FICTION!! EDGY SHIT!! GOD THIS IS AWESOME


fiet, you fill me with comraderie. allow me to slow it down for you, yeah, break it down now. . . real slow.

the . . . thread . . . is . . . called . . . samual L jackson is god. . . , mantismag . . . wins . . . because . . . he . . . brought . . . the . . . thread . . . back . . . to . . . topic . . . from . . . a . . . refferendum . . . of jugs' . . . bilble . . . reading . . . skills . . . which . . . was . . . lame. . . . to . . . conclude . . . thread . . . over! . . . now . . . drag . . . your . . . bleeding . . . rectum . . . back . . . to . . . whatever . . . sewer. . . you . . . crawled . . . out . . . of . . . and . . . dont . . . let . . . the . . . door . . . hit . . . you . . . on . . . the . . . way . . . out. . . because . . . i . . . dont . . . want . . . your. . . flilthy . . . cancerous. . . rectum . . . blood . . . on . . . the . . . door. . . shithead.
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PIKACHU ^_^



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIKA PIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ^___________^;
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bun bun wrote:
Your parents were weird.
bun bun wrote:
...black sesame ice cream ROCKS MY WORLD. And my BED.
>.>
<.<
*runs*

*still wiping tears* oh man...I can't even add to this. *platonic smooch*
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink
But you do get this lovely prize:

*you notice I don't actually argue with the assertion, mind you...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pikachu! ^_____^
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIKACHU ^_^ wrote:
Pikachu! ^_____^


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIICHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!


Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on TV.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt B.

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols.
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible.
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything.
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing.

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops.
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus(hay-suse) and steals hub caps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crow-bar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame Durk Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messaih with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just put some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

S.L.J.: "Listen, my chosen people, I will give unto you a motherfuckin' sign, and you will attack them, and you will win."

CP: "What are you going to do?"

S.L.J.: "I'm going to stop the motherfuckin sun in the motherfuckin sky, bitches!"

CP: :awed silence:
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really actually don't care what other contents are in this thread, I just thought it's awsome that samuel l jackson is some sort of god.

or maybe ZE god.

it makes my meat all wobbly.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uncle Benny wrote:
I really actually don't care what other contents are in this thread, I just thought it's awsome that samuel l jackson is some sort of god.

or maybe ZE god.

it makes my meat all wobbly.


lmao, like I said, I'll have to see about downloading some of it when it's released just to hear him as god. "Abraham, I want you to pop a cap in yo sons ass fo me!"
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