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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:43 am    Post subject: CHUCK NORRIS BRIDGE Reply with quote

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/chuck-norris-leads-the-way-in-budapest-bridgenaming-vote/2006/08/01/1154198140933.html

badass!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.



But yes, that is pretty badass.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chuck norris lost to bruce lee and lost so beautifully that he caused bruce to sometime in the future catch a cold and take medicine he was allergic to.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<3 the Norris.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a brilliant strategic move, militarily speaking. No right thinking nation would ever invade Hungary again for the fear that perhaps Chuck Norris is hiding under that bridge, waiting to roundhouse kick any army that dares attack his adopted homeland.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you spell Chuck Norris is Scrabble you win. FOREVER!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a terrible name for a bridge.

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Who would ever dare to cross it?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put it up there with the other awesome landmarks:
Bruce Lee bronze in Bosnia.
40 ft. Statue of Optimus Prime in Yunnan Province, China.
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kame



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Put it up there with the other awesome landmarks:
Bruce Lee bronze in Bosnia.

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Lee was chosen by organisers as a symbol of the fight against ethnic divisions.

"We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats," said Veselin Gatalo of the youth group Urban Movement Mostar.

"But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee."


Never were truer words spoken! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:

40 ft. Statue of Optimus Prime in Yunnan Province, China.


That is FuckingAwesome, I want one in my front yard!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
40 ft. Statue of Optimus Prime in Yunnan Province, China.
Kickass.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeteMoss wrote:
WheelsOfConfusion wrote:

40 ft. Statue of Optimus Prime in Yunnan Province, China.


That is FuckingAwesome, I want one in my front yard!


I want 2!!!

And a bigger frontyard.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm building one right after I get enough refridgerators to finish this full size stonehenge replica
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