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Hugh Hefner Gay?

 
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PeteMoss
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:28 am    Post subject: Hugh Hefner Gay? Reply with quote

I read a rather disturbing news article today

Conservative Leader: New Gay Trend

This was the best line in it:

Guy Adams wrote:
Adams dismissed the contributions of GLBT people to society by saying, "what contributions, AIDS, pornography?"


I guess that mean Hugh Hefner is gay for bringing the world Playboy Magazine.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i thought this description:
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Renew America is run by Alan Keyes, the conservative talk show host who attempted to run for the Senate from Illinois.
was pretty prime. they forgot to include the part of his bio that mentions he's a raving nutcluster lunatic.

i have a tough time keeping from mixing up him:


and colin ferguson:
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:04 am    Post subject: quadruple amputee, specifically. Legs = instant turn off Reply with quote

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"The newest thing in Chicago, it's becoming a trend, and you're gonna find this hard to believe...sex with infants," Guy Adams told an Internet radio show hosted by fellow conservative Stacy L. Harp.

Adams (pictured) offered no evidence to back up his claims of infant pedophilia.


Oh, I love this game.

Hey, you know what the deal is with Guy Adams, there? Get this -- Guy Adams can't have an orgasm unless he's fucking an amputated collie.

That's big with him, you know.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: quadruple amputee, specifically. Legs = instant turn off Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Oh, I love this game.

Hey, you know what the deal is with Guy Adams, there? Get this -- Guy Adams can't have an orgasm unless he's fucking an amputated collie.

That's big with him, you know.

That's not what I heard. I heard he can't get it off unless he's engaging in HOMOSEXUAL STABBING RAPE dressed as a bedbug. A spearmint colored bedbug.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:12 pm    Post subject: Re: quadruple amputee, specifically. Legs = instant turn off Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Sam wrote:
Oh, I love this game.

Hey, you know what the deal is with Guy Adams, there? Get this -- Guy Adams can't have an orgasm unless he's fucking an amputated collie.

That's big with him, you know.

That's not what I heard. I heard he can't get it off unless he's engaging in HOMOSEXUAL STABBING RAPE dressed as a bedbug. A spearmint colored bedbug.


yay! republican whisper campaign!!!

I hear he cant get off unless he is having sex with his illegitimate black daughter, who is also a hooker!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard he can't get off. Not after he realized his nutso gay hating has turned his daughter into one of them!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could have swore I heard that Alan Keyes requires enemas made liquified coccaine administered by ku klux klan members while crosses burn in the distance, all the while being fellated by stem cells to get an erection.

I could be wrong... talking is so much easier when you don't have to back any of the shit up.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahahaha.

America. It's such a running joke sometimes.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kame wrote:
I could have swore I heard that Alan Keyes requires enemas made liquified coccaine administered by ku klux klan members while crosses burn in the distance, all the while being fellated by stem cells to get an erection.

That's to get him an erection.
It takes more to finish the job.
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