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Celaeno



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andrew, they have an even better song.

LFO wrote:
Sometimes we swim around
Like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts
But then I think about the time
When we broke up before the prom
And you told everyone that I was gay, OK
Sometimes I walk around the town
For hours just to settle down
But I take you back and you kick me down
'Cause that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it

Sometimes its black
Sometimes its white
Sometimes she's wrong
Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes we talk about it
Or we figure it out
But then she'll just change her mind
Sometimes she's hot
Sometimes I'm cold
Somtimes my head wants to explode
But when I think about it
I'm so in love with her
Every other time
Yeah, every other time

Every other time

Keep it up homegirl
Don't you quit
You know
The way you scream is the ultimate
And when I
Walk away just watch the clock
I bet I
Don't even get around the block
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lily



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts"

oh my lord. that's ... inspired.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is in heavy play right now. The first time it came on the radio, after the first line is whined out, I turned to Laura and said, "Honey, can that be our song?" She said, "No." Sad

Death Cab for Cutie wrote:
Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles brusied by a lady in black
And I held my toungue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangcock to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about
Cause we'll hold each other soon
The blackest of rooms

If heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark

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lily



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Bangcock



heheheh
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't proofread or edit lyrics007, for better or worse. Wink
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Celaeno



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lily, that's my favorite part too.

And Russ, lyrics007 does that a lot. It once gave me "Atlantits."
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Guccipiggy



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These lyrics are stupid but I kind of like them that way:

Radiohead wrote:
I'll drown my beliefs
To have you be in peace
I'll dress like your niece
And wash your swollen feet

Just don't leave
Don't leave

I'm not living
I'm just killing time
Your tiny hands
Your crazy kitten smile

Just, don't leave
Don't leave

And true love waits
In haunted attics
And true love lives
On lollipops and crisps

Just dont leave, dont leave..
Don't leave.. dont leave
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Michael



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a hero wrote:
In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!
Hit me (x5)
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me


Plastic Bertrand wrote:
Wham
bang
mon chat "Splash" gite sur mon lit a bouffe
Sa langue en buvant trop mon whysky
Quand a moi peu dormi
vide
brime
J'ai du dormir dans la goutiere
Oil j'ai un flash
ouh
ouh
ouh.
En 4 couleurs
allez op
un matin
Une louloute est v'nue chez moi
Poupee de cellophane
cheveux chinois

Sparadrap
une gueule de bois
A bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) comme un indien dans son igloo

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi

Moi
moi
moi
moi
ca plane pour moi
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) ca plane pour moi

Allez hop
la mama
quel panard
quelle vibration
De s'envoyer sur le paillasson
lime
ruine
vide
comble
You are the king of the divan
qu'elle me dit en passant
(Ouh
Ouh
Quh) I'm the king of the di - van

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . .

Allez hop
t'occupes
t'inquietes
touches pas ma planete
It's not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tete
Et que la colle me manquera
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) ca plane pour moi

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . .

Allez hop
ma nana s'est tiree
s'est barree
Enfin c'est marre
a tout casse
l'evier
le bar
Me laissant seul comme un grand connard
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) le pied dans le plat

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . .
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Just_A_Girl



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this band, but these lyrics are hilariously bad.

Quote:
Nirvana-Sliver

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I swear to God
Oh, please don't go

Gramma take me home (x8 )

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Gramma take me home (x8 )

She said why don't you quit your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did
I killed my toe

Gramma take me home (x7 )
Wanna be alone

My Grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to God it hurt real bad

Gramma take me home (x8 )
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maniac_wolfman



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw these guys on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson a few nights back.

Tally Hall wrote:

Like I might rap like an English Chap
Take you by the knickers and a bum your slap
You didnt think we had the gull
everybody welcome to Tally Hall
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lily



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ne-Yo wrote:
It's just the cutest thing
When you get to fussing (cussing)
Yelling and throwing things
I just wanna eat you up
I don't mean no disrespect
When I start staring
Knowing that it makes you madder
I'm sorry but seeing you mad is so sexy

[Hook]
Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry face
That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way you storm around
That makes me wanna tear you down
Baby, I'm not sure, but one thing that I do know is

[Chorus]
Every time you scream at me
I wanna kiss you
When you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you
When we get to arguing
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy
When you're mad

Baby, don't think I don't take you seriously
But I just can't help the fact that your attitude excites me (so exciting)
And you know ain't nothing better
Then when we get
Mad together and have angry sex (I'll blow you out)
Then we forget what we were mad about

[Hook]
Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry face
That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way you storm around
That makes me wanna tear you down
Baby, I'm not sure, but one thing that I do know is

[Chorus 2x]
Every time you scream at me
I wanna kiss you
When you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you
When we get to arguing
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy

Every time you scream at me
I wanna kiss you
When you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you
When we get to arguing
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy
When you're mad
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MacArthur Park
( Richard Harris )

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why


MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!
**********

I actually love the song, but the lyrics are amazingly silly...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tidbits that drive me nuts:

Paul McCartney wrote:
But in this ever changing world in which we live in


And I love High of 75, but this bit... gah! Razz
Relient K wrote:
And it's funny how you find
You enjoy your life
When you're happy to be alive

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Paulia



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brian Mcknight wrote:

Itís undeniable that we should be together
Itís unbelievable, how I used to say that Iíd fall never
The basis is need to know
If you just donít know how I feel
Then let me show you that now Iím for real
If all the things in time, time will reveal
Yeah

1 - one, youíre like a dream come true
Two, just wanna be with you
Three, girl itís plain to see
That youíre the only one for me and
Four, repeat steps one through three
Five, make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done
Then Iíll start back at one

(yeah)
Itís so incredible, the way things work themselves out
And all emotional, once you know what itís all about, hey
And undesirable, for us to be apart
I never wouldíve made it very far
ícause you know you got the keys to my heart
ícause...

Repeat 1

Say farewell to the dark of night
I see the coming of the sun
I feel like a little child, whose life has just begun
You came and breathed new life into this lonely heart of mine
You threw out the life line
Just in the nick of time

Repeat 1 to fade


Not only is this a retarded song that makes no sense it's also cheesy as all hell.

Take the chorus:

Quote:
One, youíre like a dream come true
Two, just wanna be with you
Three, girl itís plain to see
That youíre the only one for me and
Four, repeat steps one through three
Five, make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done
Then Iíll start back at one


"you're like a dream come true" is NOT a "STEP"...neither is "just wanna be with you" nor "girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me"...how can one possibly repeat things that are NOT STEPS...for the love of god

I hate this song...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess talent doesn't require a proofread.

50 Cent wrote:
Said she's an inspiring actress, she do videos for practice
Yeah yeah, know how many times I done heard that shit?

I'm an inspiring satirist.
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