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Sam
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 Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: eww there would be hats and guns for blocks around |
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| That would make for one bloody, rupturous, and completely inexplicable form of ejaculation. |
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Snorri
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Sexy though.
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MsFrisby
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*laughs* Okay, I read Sam's post before I read the previous one, and I thought the "hats and guns for blocks" posts referred to a bunch of policemen surrounding a house because of a dangerous kind of ejaculation.
But then, I realized that Sam was thinking full size hats and guns being ejaculated rather than sperm wearing sperm size hats and carrying sperm size guns. And since there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation, there would suddenly be an explosion of hats and guns that would cover several blocks.
Also... ew. No condom would hold that back. Poor gal.
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Ender
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| MsFrisby wrote: | | No condom would hold that back. Poor gal. |
Thats ok, my sperm usually end up fighting to the death until only one remains, and that one generally gets lost far away from an egg. Im so manly, my sperm wont stop and ask for directions. |
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Zanthina
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| trustedfaith wrote: | | I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent. |
Or cavities, for that matter.
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Flion
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Love my bionic teeth... 
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