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Snorri
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| ShadowCell wrote: | | Snorri wrote: | I thought this thread was about The Hills when I saw it.
Now that's a terrible show. |
Let's give the cast of The Hills a ship and tell them to go fight Japanese whalers. |
Brilliant idea and I approve of it.
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| mouse wrote: |
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
I believe this entire thread is full warning enough, and you only have yourself to blame for permitting this event.
In recompense, I laugh at you. Ha! Ha! Ha ha! |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Sam wrote: | | Ha, do this, it knackers. |
| mouse wrote: | you guys (and the lack of anything else on the tube) made me sit through this for an entire hour.
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr Gary wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Ha, do this, it knackers. |
| mouse wrote: | you guys (and the lack of anything else on the tube) made me sit through this for an entire hour.
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
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and yet, we're still revolving at millions of miles PER SECOND
(or something) |
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| (something really fast) |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Yorick wrote: | | Mr Gary wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Ha, do this, it knackers. |
| mouse wrote: | you guys (and the lack of anything else on the tube) made me sit through this for an entire hour.
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
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and yet, we're still revolving at millions of miles PER SECOND
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It's almost as if God doesn't even watch telly or something! (Or maybe He just has basic cable). |
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Michael
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| although if you did see everything and wanted to send us a message modern television is what you'd invent |
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CTrees
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Yorick wrote: | | Mr Gary wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Ha, do this, it knackers. |
| mouse wrote: | you guys (and the lack of anything else on the tube) made me sit through this for an entire hour.
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
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and yet, we're still revolving at millions of miles PER SECOND
(or something) |
A spot on the equator rotates around the Earth's axis at a little over a thousand miles an hour. Earth revolves around the sun at around 67,000 mph. If your reference point for measuring the Earth's relative speed is something like the center of the galaxy, or somewhere else in our local group of galaxies, you're talking 1.5-2 million miles per hour, give or take, though it goes up if you pick, say, a galaxy moving directly away from us on the other side of the universe (combined velocities from the rotation in the same direction as part of the larger system being examined and the laziness v. looking up the numbers are causing all of my rounding).
*shrug* Not that you asked. |
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Sam
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| mouse wrote: | | actually, the guy was the first mate. he had never learned about that ice map stuff, and he didn't understand how it was done, and it never looked like the way things looked when he looked out the window, so he just dismissed it. as a result, they missed a passage out of the ice when he was on watch, and had to spend like another day (and a helicopter flight) to find it. |
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| CTrees wrote: | | Yorick wrote: | | Mr Gary wrote: | | Sam wrote: | | Ha, do this, it knackers. |
| mouse wrote: | you guys (and the lack of anything else on the tube) made me sit through this for an entire hour.
you guys owe me an hour of my life, and a full refund on all those innocent electrons who sacrificed themselves to bring this drivel to my television set. |
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and yet, we're still revolving at millions of miles PER SECOND
(or something) |
A spot on the equator rotates around the Earth's axis at a little over a thousand miles an hour. Earth revolves around the sun at around 67,000 mph. If your reference point for measuring the Earth's relative speed is something like the center of the galaxy, or somewhere else in our local group of galaxies, you're talking 1.5-2 million miles per hour, give or take, though it goes up if you pick, say, a galaxy moving directly away from us on the other side of the universe (combined velocities from the rotation in the same direction as part of the larger system being examined and the laziness v. looking up the numbers are causing all of my rounding).
*shrug* Not that you asked. |
I couldn't remember the Eric Idle lyric and didn't feel like looking it up at the time.  |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:43 am Post subject: |
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So excitedly, I sat down to watch a new comedy show from Foreignland, showing on BBC4. Everything on BBC4 is awesome, of course.
The Chaser's War On Everything
a half-dozen smug, interchangeable Australian boys perform cringe-worthy three minute links to 'skits' that whilst generally neat in conception are all to brief and insufficiently mined in their execution. Fucking awful. Die in an orphanage fire, plz.
gave me time to read a book, anyway. |
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Willem
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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They have a few good skits, really.
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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They're like a pussy Mark Thomas show, except they spend three minutes building up entirely irrelevant, entirely forced 'mateyness' before introducing a series of three ten-second 'amusing' skits, which must have taken 24 hours worth of filming and 48 hours of editing.
Then they spend another minute and a half slapping one another on the back for being so outre and controversial and funny.
They fuck fucksticks up their fucking fuckholes like a fuck-fucker.
JUST YOU WAIT TILL DENNIS GETS HERE, HE WILL TELL YOU AND THEN YOU WILL BE TOLD. |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| THEN YOU WILL BE TOLD! |
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Willem
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| Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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To be fair, I only saw the one about them playing football with fruit in stores.
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