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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
bottm_angel wrote:
Anyways, useless trivia time. Male llamas have a 12-14inch pencil thin prehensile penis.

PFT. A bull's penis is a good 3 feet. One of my professors has a cane made out of a bull's penis.


ri...rig... rigimortis?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and for Guccipiggy: The boar (male pig) has a curly penis. It's so it fits into the sow's corkscrew-shaped cervix and locks in place while he ejaculates, better ensuring fertilization.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uncle Benny wrote:
ri...rig... rigimortis?

LOL, more like shellac. Rigor mortis actually ceases after a while. So really, a body is only stiff for maybe a few days.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So that's why those ads say that if your're stiff for more than three hours to call a doctor. RIGOR MORTIS!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I promise my penis isn't curly.

Also, I'm a girl.

I said I bet you look good on he dancefloor, dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siowa wrote:
Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining...


Maybe they do! And we just don't realize it!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flion wrote:
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I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.

Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information...


I don't want to know how you know about humans and dolphins. Interspecies sex - Ewwwww. Except Humans and Vulcans, which is a beautiful thing. Razz


Wasn't it Jane Fonda who proclaimed she had sex with a Dolphin and it was wonderful?

(Actually, I guess male dolphins like to swim up to people and wrap their penis around a leg for fun. Hasn't happened to me yet, though I do look forward to swimming with dolphins some day.)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agamemnon wrote:
Flion wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.

Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information...


I don't want to know how you know about humans and dolphins. Interspecies sex - Ewwwww. Except Humans and Vulcans, which is a beautiful thing. Razz


Wasn't it Jane Fonda who proclaimed she had sex with a Dolphin and it was wonderful?

(Actually, I guess male dolphins like to swim up to people and wrap their penis around a leg for fun. Hasn't happened to me yet, though I do look forward to swimming with dolphins some day.)


Miss the shifty emoticon too?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes, yes.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siowa wrote:
Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?

As a matter of fact I did... Rolling Eyes

I know you're a girl, Gucc... Does that mean your cervix is twisted?

...I'm not sure what emoticon to use there. Maybe... o_O
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siowa wrote:
Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining...

well, they do squeal a lot ...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
Siowa wrote:
Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?

As a matter of fact I did... Rolling Eyes

I know you're a girl, Gucc... Does that mean your cervix is twisted?

...I'm not sure what emoticon to use there. Maybe... o_O


You know, this should go into the superhero thread.

I help fashion victims and have 30 minute orgasms. Without anything curly. NOW THAT'S TALENT.
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