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E-boy



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Strangest things you've ever heard.... Reply with quote

Probably for me it would be a marine saying "HEY GUYS, IT'S A TRAP!!!! THEY'RE ALL SHEEP!"

It actually makes sense in the context it was said, but I like it better out of context.
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Drui



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If it wasn't for that horse, I never would've gone to college..."
Razz
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Agamemnon



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Location: Studying somewhere. Or at least that's where I should be.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I can't find my arm"
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andrew



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Clutcharino!!!"

-My boss, when asked if he thought it made him cooler to use the expression "clutch."
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Santa's going to take a dump in your stocking. And he's been eating lots of fiber lately."
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Thy Brilliance



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*At a rave, a drunk belligerent boyfriend talks to a guy dancing with "his girl"*

"I'M GOING TO THROW YOU AT AN ICE CREAM TRUCK, AND YOU'LL BE STRAWBERRY FLAVORED!!!"

I wish I was making this up. I would kill for a soundclip of this.
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The Victim Here



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Maybe if you hadn't sucked off that priest..."
*utter silence*
*Pen drops*
"That's what I'M sayin'!"

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Mizike



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mmmmm... toilet paper"
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