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The average american sex offender is 14 years old!
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH NO, I'VE BEEN FUCKING GOATS ALL ALONG. GUYS, GUYS, YOU ALL SAID YOU WOULD WARN ME IF IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS GOING TO FUCK A GOAT!

GUYS, I FEEL SERIOUSLY LET DOWN. YOU ALL LET ME FUCK A GOAT. I DON'T THINK I CAN FORGIVE THAT.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you said "gate"

I mean, who'd fuck a goat anyway? At least with gates there's the odd suffragette.
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picturesofsky



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told you man, the only beard that's acceptable is anal beard.
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Darqcyde



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
I thought you said "gate"

I mean, who'd fuck a goat anyway? At least with gates there's the odd suffragette.


Ok. Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? It that what you wanted to hear? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids...At least I wore a condom.
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