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Bart



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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. In fact they could be potentially useful in the current Korean crisis. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here.


Cat's loyal ? I think I've spotted the flaw in this plan.
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, mine were sweet enough to bring me a lizard yesterday. how many teapartiers would do that for their trainers?

i think that settles the "who is most loyal" question right there.
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

however, cats have not proven to be ideal ninjas.

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Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

really truly ninjas do not have batteries and tail-installed antennae (although that is an amusing idea). this was clearly some sort of early attempt at a bionic cat, and a different thing entirely.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

zeezee wrote:
however, cats have not proven to be ideal ninjas.

wiki wrote:
Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.


If they weren't able to prevent the cat from being run over, how then did they expect to keep the cat in hearing range of the guys it was spying on.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart wrote:
zeezee wrote:
however, cats have not proven to be ideal ninjas.
wiki wrote:
Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.

If they weren't able to prevent the cat from being run over, how then did they expect to keep the cat in hearing range of the guys it was spying on.

i imagine the cia comprises mostly dog-lovers. they clearly don't get cats.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart wrote:
zeezee wrote:
however, cats have not proven to be ideal ninjas.

wiki wrote:
Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.


If they weren't able to prevent the cat from being run over, how then did they expect to keep the cat in hearing range of the guys it was spying on.

maybe it was a suicide. I had that happen to me once -- a cat watching me appproach in my car, which I slowed way way down, anticipating a run out ... and then it did.
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I desperately want to start a band called Acoustic Kitty now.
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I desperately want to start a band called Acoustic Kitty now.
It should be metal band
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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

palying on pink "hello kitty" stratocasters.
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