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thewaitersitsondown



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I KNEW IT
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Ancient Astronaut has landed. Operation Snoopy Tits is a GO!

Oh, shoot, I missed that one. Thank Josh, you're a life saver! The others would've been so pissed if I hadn't shown up.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agamemnon wrote:
Anybody who posts in this thread will be smited by the almighty Tat!!

what?







oh....


Smited?

You obviously mean, "Smoot".*grammar, grammar*
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cap'n Lazarus wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
Anybody who posts in this thread will be smited by the almighty Tat!!

what?







oh....


Smited?

You obviously mean, "Smoot".*grammar, grammar*


Okay, I obviously fail, BUT SO DO YOU!!! I have an excuse. I am notoriously bad at spelling. What's your excuse? Hmmm? Wink

Merrium Webster wrote:
Main Entry: smite
Pronunciation: 'smIt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): smote /'smOt/; smitĚten /'smi-t&n /; or smote; smitĚing /'smI-ti[ng]/


(If I had actually spoken the sentance I would have caught that...)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agamemnon wrote:

(If I had actually spoken the sentance I would have caught that...)


*sentEnce

Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

QuoVadis brought it to my attention that I do, in fact, have a worst strip. He posted it as his favorite strip in this thread's opposite. It's the one with Jesus doing the superhero thing, and it ends with him being crucified and people booing at him. I found that one really tasteless, as I said in the other thread.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, a lot of the strips here are absolutely tasteless, what redeems them is that they are funny. I don't remember getting the memo that the crucifixion of Jesus was off-limits. Admittedly, the strip in question wasn't all that funny to me, but still, 1st amendment ftw.

Monty Python wrote:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a lot more fun than just the lyrics.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

trustedfaith wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:

(If I had actually spoken the sentance I would have caught that...)


*sentEnce

Wink


Yeah, yeah. That part about being bad at speeling and all... Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
QuoVadis brought it to my attention that I do, in fact, have a worst strip. He posted it as his favorite strip in this thread's opposite. It's the one with Jesus doing the superhero thing, and it ends with him being crucified and people booing at him. I found that one really tasteless, as I said in the other thread.


Heh, I liked that one.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, so it's edgy, sexy and you're going to Hell for reading it, but is it any good? Lets be honest, it suffers from the same problem most strip comics have, and that's the roller coaster where you have the strips that will make you wet yourself from laughing too hard, followed by the ones that are either way above your head, make sense only to the creators, or simply aren't funny. Really the problem is common. Everyone, from the Penny Arcade guys right down to Bill Watterson of Calvin & Hobbes have a few strips in their arsenal that don't quite live up to the bar they set. It's to be expected, and this book isn't immune to the problem.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a nice song, but it's exactly the opposite of what Jesus taught, which is that there isn't an 'end,' but in fact things continue forever: which means that someone must eventually clean up every mess that is made, whether external or internal.

I'm sure you knew that, but I just wanted to highlight how completely opposite to 'hope' that song actually is. The instant the song ends, cold oblivion returns, which is the realization that success is no longer possible, and that the unpleasant 'now' is in fact, eternal and unchangable. All dreams and possibilities consumed by bitterness and regret.

This is the true difference between God and man, which is that God solves all problems, regardless of their difficulty, while man whines, and fantasizes about being pitiful and the center of attention, never stopping to realize how selfish this is, and how powerless this makes him.
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