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Erm....Are You Sure That's What You Want To Do, Mark?
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:41 am    Post subject: Erm....Are You Sure That's What You Want To Do, Mark? Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care how shot by crazy people your wife is, there is no too much shot by crazy people who shot you in the head that would stop me going in to space. Crazy people could shoot any amount of women in the head and I would still go in to space. Actually, it's a likely condition of my Court Ordered punishment that I be fired in to space for going crazy / shooting spacemen's lady wives / women in the brain.

And remember that when I am the first person on Mars. Cherchez La Femme, indeed.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get the subject -- why shouldn't he go into space?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't he get his copy of the narrative? He's supposed to be a heartbroken recluse living in the chair next to his wife's hospital bed until we say he can stop.

Honestly, everyone in this Tucson shooting is just going totally off message here.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oneponytoruleall wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
I don't get the subject -- why shouldn't he go into space?


Mark Kelly is the husband of Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords who was shot in the head and almost killed last month.


thanks, because I live in Australia and have no concept of news other than a spike in vegemite prices, you douchebag.

Why the fuck shouldn't he go into outerspace? Is Giffords going to be pissed off when she wakes up, or is she going to be proud he could continue on in the face of tragedy?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Commander Kelly is a deeply religious man, Oneponytorueall. He is going into space so his prayers for his wife's recovery will be heard more easily by God. I find that noble.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"She's awake!"

"OMG YAY I'm alive! Can I see my husband?"

"Uh... he's, he went... he's not here right now."

"Did he run home? Is he at the store?"

"Yeah, so... he kinda ran to... space. For a while. He'll be back. He definitely said to call if you woke up though."
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathan wrote:
"She's awake!"
"OMG YAY I'm alive! Can I see my husband?"
"Uh... he's, he went... he's not here right now."
"Did he run home? Is he at the store?"
"Yeah, so... he kinda ran to... space. For a while. He'll be back. He definitely said to call if you woke up though."

Yeah, because she's totally not lucid or anything. Clearly she's in a coma.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is she awake now?

I stopped paying attention after she got shot in the face.

As one does.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when did you move to australia?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathan wrote:
Is she awake now?

I stopped paying attention after she got shot in the face.

As one does.


it's not shot in the face, more shot out the face. which means you start paying attention the moment it happens.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still say he should go into space. I mean, your woman can get shot in the face any time. But going into space? Man. Also, he could be the first man in space whose spouse has been wrongly diagnosed as being in a coma by Nathan. Fuck you Mr Gorsky.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, I'll admit it, and I hate to let you guys down and all, but I don't work for NASA. But having said that, I suspect the flight was planned prior to the roughly a month ago face blamming.
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