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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:18 am    Post subject: Will Urinating Make Me Explode To Death? Reply with quote

I haven't gone in four days, I'm concerned, and no one is manning google right now.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparantly if I DON'T wee I might explode, but I need more facts.

Okay, here's some interesting debate on the subject. But what about this? Oh shit, that's not what I'm looking for at all, let's start again.

Okay, this... wait, WHAT?

Man, this is a bigger question than I thought, I'm feeling quite threatened by these facts!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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seriously, is anyone even working at google tonight? wtf
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread should take a piss.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oneponytoruleall wrote:
Did you try sitting in a warm bath?

filled with sharks.


is that code for drugs or sex?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam the Eagle wrote:
This thread should take a piss.


what, so it explodes to death? or gets pregnant or sharked?

Nice try pal. Nice fucking try.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once held a piss for 11 hours on a road trip.

Every time we stopped for gas/ food I got so excited at the thought of being able to piss that I couldn't go. I was doubled over in pain by the end of the trip thinking of ways to make a make shift catheter.

then I pissed and it was good.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:31 pm    Post subject: taking 'a' or taking 'the' Reply with quote

Good to see others picking up the slack here; there's a recent New York Times article about this subject.

Paula Span in The New York Times wrote:
Guidelines published nearly 20 years ago, and adopted by organizations like the Infectious Diseases Society of America, specify when a patient with a positive urinalysis should receive antibiotics. Younger people who get a positive test result almost always need antibiotics; it’s not normal for them to have bacteria in their urine.

But many older people, Dr. Dosa points out, are “colonized” with bacteria. Often they live in environments with more germs, and they’re subject to procedures — like catheterization — that can lead to infection. Yet even though they may have a positive urinalysis, indicating the presence of bacteria, they’re not sick. “This is normal for them,” Dr. Dosa said. “Just because they’re colonized doesn’t mean they need to be treated.”

I'm pretty sure the upshot is that self-catheterization is bad for you. And remember what happened to Tycho Brahe.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Sam the Eagle wrote:
This thread should take a piss.


what, so it explodes to death? or gets pregnant or sharked?


That's so babies.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:58 pm    Post subject: Re: taking 'a' or taking 'the' Reply with quote

Usagi Miyamoto wrote:
Good to see others picking up the slack here; there's a recent New York Times article about this subject.

Paula Span in The New York Times wrote:
Guidelines published nearly 20 years ago, and adopted by organizations like the Infectious Diseases Society of America, specify when a patient with a positive urinalysis should receive antibiotics. Younger people who get a positive test result almost always need antibiotics; it’s not normal for them to have bacteria in their urine.

But many older people, Dr. Dosa points out, are “colonized” with bacteria. Often they live in environments with more germs, and they’re subject to procedures — like catheterization — that can lead to infection. Yet even though they may have a positive urinalysis, indicating the presence of bacteria, they’re not sick. “This is normal for them,” Dr. Dosa said. “Just because they’re colonized doesn’t mean they need to be treated.”

I'm pretty sure the upshot is that self-catheterization is bad for you. And remember what happened to Tycho Brahe.


a)
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The night before he died he suffered from a delirium during which he was frequently heard to exclaim that he hoped he would not seem to have lived in vain.


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Recent investigations have suggested that Tycho did not die from urinary problems but instead from mercury poisoning—extremely toxic levels of it have been found in hairs from his moustache.


one of the few non-Freddy Mercury related results for 'how did all this mercury get in my moustache'?

So we have established that if I DON'T urinate I may go mad, and if I DO there is still no evidence for or against me exploding, and whether or not I urinate, I need to lose my moustache to lower the chances of mercury poisoning but raising the chances of swine flu?

This modern world is impossible!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DeD CHiKn wrote:
I once held a piss for 11 hours on a road trip.

Every time we stopped for gas/ food I got so excited at the thought of being able to piss that I couldn't go. I was doubled over in pain by the end of the trip thinking of ways to make a make shift catheter.

then I pissed and it was good.


that sounds so spectacularly awful. I used to suffer really surreal urinal stage fright -- I couldn't go if there was anyone else at the urinal, even someone I knew, I'd just stand there pathetically as if it would start any second and try to focus on urinating, but my mind wouldn't stop moving. Sometimes I'd zip up and flush as if I had urinated when everyone there knew that I hadn't. They knew! As soon as I had the urinal all too myself I would smash a hole in the wall with my urine. It would flow with such might salmon would leap in it upstream to spawn, which is how I ended up with all those salmon eggs in my urethra, officer.

For whatever reason, my pee-madness was such that my brain could not recognise that I was terrified of pissing at a urinal until I was standing at the urinal, fly undone, bone dry salmon egg filled penis in quivering hand.

I got better, though.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam the Eagle wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Sam the Eagle wrote:
This thread should take a piss.


what, so it explodes to death? or gets pregnant or sharked?


That's so babies.


I love our new forum catch phrase. Everyone else hears it in their head like this, right?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oneponytoruleall wrote:
Well, your kidneys are shot. We'll just have to harvest something else.


ha ha ha, I have been working extremely hard to ensure that all of my internal organs are shot, you organ stealing cunts.
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