Sinfest

[PeteMoss]

I got a good laugh out of this. I have never heard or seen anyone else outside of my family call Eggs - Chicken Abortions.

I however usually order them as mutilated instead of scrambled

[WheelsOfConfusion]

Glad I'm not the only one who calls them that. Although technically they're more like chicken periods because they tend to be laid without being fertilized.

[kame]

It would have added some tension has squiggley been there when he ordered pig parts
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bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.

[Azmoten]

Squig's is always there, in spirit.
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
-Solid Jackson (From Jingo, by Terry Pratchett)

[Desire]

[WheelsOfConfusion]

Notice the other sentence.

[Lasairfiona]

This made me very happy. "Consumer Whore"

And how!
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

[squints]

Well we are all whore in some way. Most of us are consumers some of us.......
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Do it with authority.

[What happena my handle?]

OK, I'll bite: What are Pimp Juice, Dick Sauce, & Jihad Cola?

[Major Tom]

when sipping pimp juice or dick sauce it is best not to bite without asking first.

[timmccloud]

[Celaeno]

I think Tat beats out Justin Timberlake.

[Michael]

it's a little unfair though..

I mean,
Tat's wearing a suit