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9/26/06 - Politically Incorrect

 
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PeteMoss
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:09 pm    Post subject: 9/26/06 - Politically Incorrect Reply with quote



I got a good laugh out of this. I have never heard or seen anyone else outside of my family call Eggs - Chicken Abortions.

I however usually order them as mutilated instead of scrambled Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad I'm not the only one who calls them that. Although technically they're more like chicken periods because they tend to be laid without being fertilized.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have added some tension has squiggley been there when he ordered pig parts Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Squig's is always there, in spirit.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Glad I'm not the only one who calls them that.



Weren't you the one who worked to convince me they weren't babies? Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Notice the other sentence.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This made me very happy. "Consumer Whore"

And how!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well we are all whore in some way. Most of us are consumers some of us.......
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: 9/26/06 - Politically Incorrect Reply with quote

OK, I'll bite: What are Pimp Juice, Dick Sauce, & Jihad Cola?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when sipping pimp juice or dick sauce it is best not to bite without asking first.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happena my handle? wrote:
OK, I'll bite: What are Pimp Juice, Dick Sauce, & Jihad Cola?

Pimp Juice
Pimp Juice is a healthy, non-carbonated energy drink possessing a tropical berry flavor. Pimp Juice’s artificial coloring gives it a smooth neon green glow, while its 10 % apple juice content adds a natural sweetness to its taste. Providing 100% of the body’s needed vitamin C, B2, B3, B5, B6, and B12, Pimp Juice works to increase the drinker’s energy supply, which in turn enhances mental awareness, stimulates the metabolism, and battles bodily sickness. In addition, an 8.4 oz serving of pimp juice contains 7mg of Taurine, a conditionally essential amino acid that aids the body in its absorption of nutrients needed for optimal mental and physical performance. Pimp Juice acquires its boost from Caffeine, 81 mg per 8 ounce serving, and Guarana, an all-natural tropical ingredient. When roasted, Guarana seeds produce stimulating effects similar to caffeine. Pimp Juice also includes 250 mg of D-Ribose and approximately 130 calories per serving.

Prayers for the Assassin: A Novel (Hardcover)
by Robert Ferrigno (Author)

SEATTLE, 2040. The Space Needle lies crumpled. Veiled women hurry through the busy streets. Alcohol is outlawed, replaced by Jihad Cola, and mosques dot the skyline. New York and Washington, D.C., are nuclear wastelands. Phoenix is abandoned, Chicago the site of a civil war battle. At the edges of the empire, Islamic and Christian forces fight for control of a very different United States.

And finally dick sauce is exactly what it sounds like...
Major Tom wrote:
when sipping pimp juice or dick sauce it is best not to bite without asking first.

Most definately agreed Smile

Edits - added quote from Major Tom, and references to pimp juice and dick sauce
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Tat beats out Justin Timberlake.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's a little unfair though..

I mean,
Tat's wearing a suit
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