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Halen
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So folks, how did you do?
And more importantly, what are you going to do for 2012?
Me:
1) practice Chinese at least once a week
2) spend less money
3) find a new job
4) kill less prostitutes
5) invent flying car |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 30 Apr 2009
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Location: Some pub in England
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| Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Did I already post in this thread? If so I change my answer to:
I resolve to cure polio.
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Samsally
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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Does what I was muttering in the car on the ride home count?
If so, "Never drink this much again." |
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Snorri
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Location: hiding the decline.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:17 am Post subject: |
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| Halen wrote: |
4) kill less prostitutes
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This SO much!
I'm keeping it realistic though. I think I'll just run for 30 minutes before killing each prostitute. Getting in better shape and making it feel more like a reward.
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Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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Location: Mary's kesh
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:27 am Post subject: |
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don't kill anyone
consume lots of air
don't abuse drugs
sleep sometimes
have a glass of water
watch out where the huskies go
don't you eat that yellow snow
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:29 am Post subject: |
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This New Year, Yorick promises to watch more bad movies. And also he promises to stick his dick in some vaginas.
THAT'S A PROMISE!
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| Mr Gary wrote: | This New Year, Yorick promises to watch more bad movies. And also he promises to stick his dick in some vaginas.
THAT'S A PROMISE! |
hopefully that second one will be with permission.
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Him
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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Location: Strange planet
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| Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| Him wrote: | | To drink more. |
Success. Kind of. This year I resolve to smoke more.
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