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Samsally



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe your life of drama and intrigue is all lies. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ShadowCell wrote:
some wisdom and some courage, blended in measure


Uh uh... if wisdom was triple sec and courage was tequila.

Dogen wrote:
I have visions of a Sinfest fan version of Lord of the Rings... With Patty, Kitten and Gary as hobbits.


I don't want to be left outside with the wolves!
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mouse



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

but you are clearly bill, and he outran the wolves, as i recall.

i'd volunteer to be an ent but i don't think i have the upper body strength to carry people around. maybe i'll be an entwife - they may not have actually made an appearance, but clearly they were the power behind the throne.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
but you are clearly bill, and he outran the wolves, as i recall.


That was never proven!

I'd rather go into the mines.

Unless Mr. Gary is the balrog.

He's not the balrog, is he?
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The balrog is still uncast. Because Gary is a hobbit. If no one has sex with Patty I guess he's Froddo. If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits).
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Ok, so I've slept since then...)

It'd be less frightening if he was the balrog.

I don't want to have walk backwards from Bree to the mines.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samsally wrote:
I can't believe your life of drama and intrigue is all lies. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT*.


*steps out of the shower, worries about his honey, reassures her that everything is okay* /Bobby Ewing

Ps, guys if I'm the smartest hobbit then that One Ring is sound as a pound 'cos I pawned it this afternoon to buy books and porn.






* For your sarcasm's benefit it is all true, but then I don't have any friends - quelle surprise - so I have to dump every bit of drama and drudge on here. Hey Samsally, you unwittingly became a friend surrogate, there are no amount of showers you can now take.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:

Ps, guys if I'm the smartest hobbit then that One Ring is sound as a pound 'cos I pawned it this afternoon to buy books and porn.


*noses through the stack of books*

These titles all suck. I'm taking them all to the secondhand bookstore and trading them in.
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

but how was the porn?
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the porn is terrible. Terrible plots, terrible lines, terrible sound effects... it's like watching really cheesy B movies from the seventies and eighties.
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dragonwriter can be Wormtongue

it works because they're both fucking creepy
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Atrophy Annie



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits).


What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future?
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atrophy Annie wrote:
Dogen wrote:
If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits).


What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future?


Hadley doesn't count.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atrophy Annie wrote:
Dogen wrote:
If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits).


What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future?


Last 48 hours or near future. And proof is required. Video, cameraphone photos or a DNA paternity test.

You can fool some of these others with a reasonably good voice improvisation without visual feed, but I'm wise to your ways.
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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry guys for interrupting the lord of the rings conversation but I was genuinely hoping for someone to disclose that they can lick their anus, but then again, maybe that talent isn't so unusual?

I mean, ha, everybody here can lick their anus, right, ha.

I'm sorry this music is doing things to me that I don't understand.
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