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SPARLOCK THE WARRIOR WIZARD
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Do you love Sparlock?
NO HE IS EVIL MAGIC
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What or who the hell is Sparlock
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Hellz yeah, he's an awesome WIZARD WARRIOR
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Neh.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:43 am    Post subject: SPARLOCK THE WARRIOR WIZARD Reply with quote

EDIT: Fresh links (old links had copyright claims taken against them and were removed)

Sparlock's lesson: http://youtu.be/U75W9YYCRuA?t=8m06s

Song -- Sparlock We Love You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJFH2ixbNHE


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I'm sorry I had to throw you away, Sparlock. But you're magic and Jehovah hates magic. And I wouldn't want Jehovah to be sad with me.


SPARLOCK AHOY!!!!


It's okay, Sparlock. We still love you.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:57 am    Post subject: marketing for the sake of marketing Reply with quote

Hmm, you look pretty excited about this.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But of course.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dual-classed with loads of ... uh, class!
Ready to cast magic and KICK SOME ASS!
SPARLOCK!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
Little Caleb Paper loved that rascal mage
And went and saw the movie and liked then his Facebook page.

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
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A wizard lives forever but not so little boys
And so Caleb's mom told him of Jehovah's anti-whiz ploys
One afternoon it happened, Caleb threw that toy away
And thanks to that bold action, Jehovah's proud of him today!

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee




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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh you silly Americans and your religious ideals which bear such closer resemblance to cult worship and brainwashing tactics.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got business to attend to.



-dons a yellow robe, shaves his head, and goes to pray in the weekly Taoist monks gathering-
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IF SPARLOCK IS AN ENEMY OF GOD,
THEN GOD IS AN ENEMY OF MINE


The enemy of my friend is my enemy. That's called MORALITY


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whaaaaaaaaaaat is this?

Creepy video. Creeeepy.

FOR SPARLOCK.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
Whaaaaaaaaaaat is this?


WIZARDS AND FAGS
mostly wizards


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather be a magical fag than anti-Sparlock.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellz yeah, this wizard kills fascists.

But how about a satanic fag, rather than a magical one?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if I can have rainbows.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay.

But they shall be satanic rainbows.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

srsly, it's just a toy made by Satan.
What's so bad about that?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This seemed like a good idea
but meh


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