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7/10/12 Geez, Tat, stripper poles are fruits, not vegetables
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Catel



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And now Glossy should prove that pole dance is not evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8
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Shadow Master



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"BOK!"

The sound made by newly sprouting stripper poles.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder how their roots look like.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

given the evidence, perhaps they resemble chickens
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it's a hobby!

Good to see Big D up to no good.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wingcap wrote:
Well, it's a hobby!

Good to see Big D up to no good.


I'd think that voluntary stripping qualifies as, at worst, a morally neutral concept.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please, everyone knows that we get our own children out of trees in Asia.

All we have to do is jazz it up with a little chi and pop! Children everywhere of every singular skin color and height you could ever imagine.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trees? Pfft, you're so old-fashioned. Mailboxes are the new thing now. Sprinkle a dash of vinegar and sugar on it and bam. Instant little monste- I mean children.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronald wrote:
Wingcap wrote:
Well, it's a hobby!

Good to see Big D up to no good.


I'd think that voluntary stripping qualifies as, at worst, a morally neutral concept.

The real question is: how voluntary is it? And that is much more complicated.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of scarecrow would be used to keep dancers away from the poles before they're harvested?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tidan wrote:
What kind of scarecrow would be used to keep dancers away from the poles before they're harvested?


One that looks like their father. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

daveshan wrote:
tidan wrote:
What kind of scarecrow would be used to keep dancers away from the poles before they're harvested?


One that looks like their father. Laughing



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My grandpa would often reminisce about his time on the stripper-pole farm. Acres and acres of brass, gleaming in the sun like a policeman's buttons. They'd have to be polished at least once every other day, elsewise the patina would ruin 'em. Come harvesting time, every farmhand was given a pair of velvet gloves and twenty yards of linen for wrapping, and told to "work the poles" gently; don't want any scratches! Then every pole - once upturned & wrapped - was piled into a spare horse-trailer & driven to the big city for market.
"Those were the days, MerchManDan," Grandpa would say, "those were the days."
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