Sinfest

[Catel]

And now Glossy should prove that pole dance is not evil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8
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Blasphemy is a human right.
I don't believe in God, my religion prohibs it.

[Shadow Master]

"BOK!"

The sound made by newly sprouting stripper poles.

[Yinello]

I wonder how their roots look like.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck had a chainsaw?

[ktern]

given the evidence, perhaps they resemble chickens

[Wingcap]

Well, it's a hobby!

Good to see Big D up to no good.
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[Ronald]

[Sudoku]

Please, everyone knows that we get our own children out of trees in Asia.

All we have to do is jazz it up with a little chi and pop! Children everywhere of every singular skin color and height you could ever imagine.
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Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
I wouldn't want to be you lady,
Because the wolves gonna want a taste.

[Yinello]

Trees? Pfft, you're so old-fashioned. Mailboxes are the new thing now. Sprinkle a dash of vinegar and sugar on it and bam. Instant little monste- I mean children.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck had a chainsaw?

[Kylra]

[tidan]

What kind of scarecrow would be used to keep dancers away from the poles before they're harvested?

[daveshan]

[Holocauxt]

[MerchManDan]

My grandpa would often reminisce about his time on the stripper-pole farm. Acres and acres of brass, gleaming in the sun like a policeman's buttons. They'd have to be polished at least once every other day, elsewise the patina would ruin 'em. Come harvesting time, every farmhand was given a pair of velvet gloves and twenty yards of linen for wrapping, and told to "work the poles" gently; don't want any scratches! Then every pole - once upturned & wrapped - was piled into a spare horse-trailer & driven to the big city for market.
"Those were the days, MerchManDan," Grandpa would say, "those were the days."
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