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2012-08-11: Porn Session
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

iskandar wrote:
ShadowCell wrote:
i understand that you're new here so i'll cut you some slack but seriously, never try to make sense of what the fuck Mikewee posted. it can only end in tears and regret and maybe murder.


So, it appears the sinfest forums has a resident dadaist writer?


if Mikewee was a dadaist he would actually make more sense
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find it amusing that when I checked new posts just now, under this thread was another thread, thus:

"Porn Session"
"Life's Little Pleasures"
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChastMastr wrote:
I find it amusing that when I checked new posts just now, under this thread was another thread, thus:

"Porn Session"
"Life's Little Pleasures"


Sinfest forums: We bring you subliminal messages so your tv doesn't have to do it.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Mikewee777 wrote:
Am I the only one who stopped watching porn because of the subliminal homosexual messages that they projected?

Also the empathy thing makes the torture videos really awkward.
I totally wouldn't take it up the pooper, shave too close to my testicles or gag on something just to get my significant other off. It's pretty cruel. That's why my expectations went back down to reasonable levels in the aftermath.

What if women aren't vending machines and you are actually not lonely at all but in fact just too lazy to masturbate because peer pressure and soft-core movie theater films encouraged you to be lazy?

I'm not encouraging people to get harmed at a theater, I'm just pointing out how sitting in front of a blinking screen or a desktop backdrop will burn that image into your skull so that even amnesia won't wipe it away.

That's why my desktop is blank and empty. I'm not a Buddhist but that's the first step to mental clarity, when everything is sorted and clear.


BAAAAAA what is this fucking post?! how... what... WHAT! what?


WHAT IS POST???



That reeks of a psychotic breakdown.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr_Moustache wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Mikewee777 wrote:
Am I the only one who stopped watching porn because of the subliminal homosexual messages that they projected?

Also the empathy thing makes the torture videos really awkward.
I totally wouldn't take it up the pooper, shave too close to my testicles or gag on something just to get my significant other off. It's pretty cruel. That's why my expectations went back down to reasonable levels in the aftermath.

What if women aren't vending machines and you are actually not lonely at all but in fact just too lazy to masturbate because peer pressure and soft-core movie theater films encouraged you to be lazy?

I'm not encouraging people to get harmed at a theater, I'm just pointing out how sitting in front of a blinking screen or a desktop backdrop will burn that image into your skull so that even amnesia won't wipe it away.

That's why my desktop is blank and empty. I'm not a Buddhist but that's the first step to mental clarity, when everything is sorted and clear.


BAAAAAA what is this fucking post?! how... what... WHAT! what?


WHAT IS POST???



That reeks of a psychotic breakdown.

I'd say it sounds like the back cover jacket of Chicken Soup for the Porn Addict's Soul
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

iskandar wrote:
ShadowCell wrote:
i understand that you're new here so i'll cut you some slack but seriously, never try to make sense of what the fuck Mikewee posted. it can only end in tears and regret and maybe murder.


So, it appears the sinfest forums has a resident dadaist writer?

I think most of us just pretend that the people who make these sorts of posts are non-native english speakers, but I could be wrong.

But don't let that fool you. Some of the most articulate writers on this forum are also non-native spears.

Also, I'm leaving that typo because it amuses me.
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