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Heretical Rants
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Aaaaand this is why I like 'Nique.
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iskandar
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| merest wrote: | | "...'cause I'm a teenager, with a little bit of gold and a pager!" |
searchin my car, looking for the product... hot potato!
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Hydra
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> implying women don't have access to a larger wardrobe than men
Nobody gives a shit if women wear pants, Tat.
It's not 1910.
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| Holocauxt wrote: | | Back-and-forth shitposting on what is the "minimum required level of girliness" |
is that the internet equivalent of pooping back and forth |
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iskandar
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Alright, time to put the devil and the dudebros in their place. no, not squigley, the real dudebros, who want all women to be porn stars and who try to score on drunk people. Fuck the devil.
Right about now Sinfest court is in full effect.
Judge Fyoosh presiding in the case of the sinnies versus the devil
Prosecuting attourneys are the returning It girl, God and the Notorious Cri-Min-E.
Order order order. It girl take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your fine ass?
Why don't you tell everyone what you want to say?
Fuck the devil coming straight from poet shows
Bros get mad cause girls don't wanna be a ho
But they want porn stars, so dudebros think
They have the authority to denigrate the sorority
Screw that cause I aint the one
For a dumb chauvinist with a desire to cum
To be slappin and calling me bitch
Go back to the 1950's and scratch that itch
Insulting me cause I'm a proud sister
Who doesn't defer to any mister
Mocking my talents, trying to insult me
Think cause their dudes they will escape scot-free.
You'd rather see, me in your bed
Then me and pebbles acting like rebels
Make the dudebros scream and cry
And when were finished, hang out with gay guy
To take off on his sweet moped
Off to granny's place to get fed
I don't know if she is a pirate or what
Hoisting that flag and knitting our socks
And on the other hand, without porn a bro can't get some
So they blame the sisters for ruining all fun
Cause at heart they are jerkass douches
Who only care about girls for the sex and smooches
It girl will bomf
Any dudebro who believes in mein kampf
A cool sista on the warpath
Who likes poetry beats and scented baths
Cause I do things my way,
Yo fyoosh I got something to say
Fuck the devil
Notorious Crim-Min-Ee will you please give testament as to how a real man acts?
(stamers a bit) Umm, fuck tha devil and all of your authority
Cause the dudebros are the minority
Us guys, we respect the girls
Watch as our granny flags unfurl
You tell us to act that way, and be real men
Who believe that women belong in a pen
But you underestimated little old criminee
Who prefers to cuddle fyoosh and learn under a tree
But it never works, fyoosh and I ain't for sale
And the last time you tried that I busted into hell.
To the devil, bring it on you punk
Because what you offer is all junk
Breaking out the bomf and so you try
To turn a real man into a dudebro guy
But step on up so you can see what happens
When evil meets good and gets flattened
Make ya think Im gonna sit and quit
But pitchfork comes and I escape the pit
When it comes time to fight, they're aint none better
Drag my girl to hell, I'll just come get her
Don't think I'm incapable of harm
Just cause I'm a nerd with tiny arms
I'm a thinking real man with a giant heart
And when there is a need for hero I fit the part
The ass kicking lover from the city park
Who has a hell of a bite and an awesome bark
So I'm taking you down
Me and my girl, yo, and the only sound
Will be you, begging for mercy from Fyoosh and me
But until then and that glorious day
Notorious Cri-Min-Ee has only one thing to say
Fuck the devil
And now we call upon the Jehova of Rock 'n Rolla, the wily almighty, the master and all and the slave of none, give it up for GOD AND HIS POSSE!
I'm sick and tired of the devil
and all his bullcrap yakking
Trying to blame everyone else and ruin their fun
Maybe cause I'm bringing hope with my son
(Buddha) And don't forget the buddha
Or his flowers will get ya sooner
Than any stupid bomf
Cause he fights with love bringing joy from above
(God) Word dog, which is why they always put up our pictures
Because in the real world we are true fixtures
The deities who shower down favor
We may be good but we still got flavor
Without that bomf, what do you got?
You're surely beloved by all, not!
Your hold is getting broken
By real people for whom love isn't a token
(Buddha) And as you all know, good's here to stay
Even granny's son, I don't care if you're gay
You don't objectify, you love with all your might
Now dragon's here, time to take flight!
(Dragon) And when the devils been rolled back
And the dudebros are finally done
We'll remove your money stacks
And break your gun.
Fuck the devil
Fyoosh- the jury has found you guilty of being a chauvinistic, arrogant, child abandoning jerk, so long and farewell asshole!
(I apologize if the rhyming scheme/word choice is iffy at times, its been 30 years since my days following the new york hip hop scene in the early to late eighties).
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fritterdonut
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| Holocauxt wrote: | Back-and-forth shitposting on what is the "minimum required level of girliness"
Ready. Go.
Girls wear pink, men wear blue. |
Objection!
Men can wear pink, but it must only ever be called "Salmon".
I'll have you know that I have many manly shirts of manliness in salmon.
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iskandar
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| fritterdonut wrote: | | Holocauxt wrote: | Back-and-forth shitposting on what is the "minimum required level of girliness"
Ready. Go.
Girls wear pink, men wear blue. |
Objection!
Men can wear pink, but it must only ever be called "Salmon".
I'll have you know that I have many manly shirts of manliness in salmon. |
Lies, it is well known that real men wear pink (and traditionally did too! blue used to be the girl's color). case in point: dolph ziggler.
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EmptyOnion
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Hmmm.. I still think being angry at the police officer for doing his job, or being arrogant just doesn't seem right. Should be angry at the congressman and the voter (I mean.. the police didn't start the war on drugs, they just got high off... yeah not sure where that pun is going)
Interesting in the nature versus nurture ( a big part of men versus women behavioral debates);
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/06/13/154945173/scientists-tackle-the-geography-of-nature-vs-nurture-in-maps-of-u-k <--- read this article just a month or so ago. Give it a gander, it's worth a "hmmm" at the very least.
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leutchi
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Come on - it's a win-win situation.
'Nique gets to flip off the Police, and Seymore cam write up another citation. Everyone wins.
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Adyon
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| iskandar wrote: | Long lyrics I won't quote, because...this page would be huge
(I apologize if the rhyming scheme/word choice is iffy at times, its been 30 years since my days following the new york hip hop scene in the early to late eighties). |
That was pretty epic none-the-less. I enjoyed it!
| EmptyOnion wrote: | | Hmmm.. I still think being angry at the police officer for doing his job, or being arrogant just doesn't seem right. Should be angry at the congressman and the voter (I mean.. the police didn't start the war on drugs, they just got high off... yeah not sure where that pun is going) |
Well the reason the "Fuck the police" thing came so big originally was from young rebels that were riding the "we're so cool" train anyway. So, the original thing is more of a cliche saying.
But the reason people have so many problems is that quite often the people that step into roles such as the police have very high control problems, or sometimes they're just downright aggressive types. Those people tend to get caught up in the "power" they have, thus why we have issues of cops beating people, etc. My cousin worked as a dispatcher for the police. They do have some that are shady...but it's not a job that has so many applicants that we just let loose the more corrupt ones. So, while most cops aren't bad by any means, you do still get a lot of them that are. They give the rest of them a bad name basically, because the one thing people want to be able to rely on whole-heartedly has corrupt people in it sometimes. So it makes people scared of the police, when they don't know someone personally, they don't know if they can really trust the person.
Really most of the abuse of power is not on the personal level as much as people in charge and law-makers, you're right. But people saying that usually aren't directly blaming the police officers, except the corrupt ones. Instead it's more aimed at the government power-control structure, law-makers, etc. And still...mostly everyone says "Fuck the police" as a satirical remark.
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EmptyOnion
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| Adyon wrote: |
But the reason people have so many problems is that quite often the people that step into roles such as the police have very high control problems, or sometimes they're just downright aggressive types. Those people tend to get caught up in the "power" they have, thus why we have issues of cops beating people, etc. My cousin worked as a dispatcher for the police. They do have some that are shady...but it's not a job that has so many applicants that we just let loose the more corrupt ones. So, while most cops aren't bad by any means, you do still get a lot of them that are. They give the rest of them a bad name basically, because the one thing people want to be able to rely on whole-heartedly has corrupt people in it sometimes. So it makes people scared of the police, when they don't know someone personally, they don't know if they can really trust the person.
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I think that makes a lot of sense. No sarcasm. I always just remember the cop as the guy who carpooled us all to church in the morning (Even though his car had terrible gas mileage), or the guy who called my buddy every day after the attack to see if he was doing better, or wanted to "talk" about it with a group of people who had been through similar. I don't think I've ever dealt with cops outside of those types of experiences (I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket... I'm so sheltered)... those being the reasons my knee jerk reaction was (WTH? why hate on cops?)
I didn't think about how in some towns where the cop probably has to deal with people who are strangers to him all the time, he could turn into a real jerk... or the type of guy who joins the force might be a jerk to begin with... or the other issues you mention.
I'll concede, I can see where the "fuck the police" mentality can spring from. Though.. I would like to let you know, there are a lot of great guys on the force too =P Just the two I knew were..... are the type who would do the right thing, no matter who it hurt.
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MerchManDan
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| Holocauxt wrote: | | Ronald wrote: | | So, if Seymour can just put on a hat and declare himself to be the police, why don't any of the other characters ever do that to him? |
He's enough of a buttmonkey as he is now... He doesn't need to have a taste of his own medicine. |
Besides, it wouldn't do any good. He wouldn't learn anything, he'd just whine & complain about how the for--uh, I mean, how the other characters are ganging up on him & being mean for no reason.
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Wingcap
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| iskandar wrote: | Alright, time to put the devil and the dudebros in their place. no, not squigley, the real dudebros, who want all women to be porn stars and who try to score on drunk people. Fuck the devil.
Right about now Sinfest court is in full effect.
Judge Fyoosh presiding in the case of the sinnies versus the devil
Prosecuting attourneys are the returning It girl, God and the Notorious Cri-Min-E.
Order order order. It girl take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your fine ass?
Why don't you tell everyone what you want to say?
Fuck the devil coming straight from poet shows
Bros get mad cause girls don't wanna be a ho
But they want porn stars, so dudebros think
They have the authority to denigrate the sorority
Screw that cause I aint the one
For a dumb chauvinist with a desire to cum
To be slappin and calling me bitch
Go back to the 1950's and scratch that itch
Insulting me cause I'm a proud sister
Who doesn't defer to any mister
Mocking my talents, trying to insult me
Think cause their dudes they will escape scot-free.
You'd rather see, me in your bed
Then me and pebbles acting like rebels
Make the dudebros scream and cry
And when were finished, hang out with gay guy
To take off on his sweet moped
Off to granny's place to get fed
I don't know if she is a pirate or what
Hoisting that flag and knitting our socks
And on the other hand, without porn a bro can't get some
So they blame the sisters for ruining all fun
Cause at heart they are jerkass douches
Who only care about girls for the sex and smooches
It girl will bomf
Any dudebro who believes in mein kampf
A cool sista on the warpath
Who likes poetry beats and scented baths
Cause I do things my way,
Yo fyoosh I got something to say
Fuck the devil
Notorious Crim-Min-Ee will you please give testament as to how a real man acts?
(stamers a bit) Umm, fuck tha devil and all of your authority
Cause the dudebros are the minority
Us guys, we respect the girls
Watch as our granny flags unfurl
You tell us to act that way, and be real men
Who believe that women belong in a pen
But you underestimated little old criminee
Who prefers to cuddle fyoosh and learn under a tree
But it never works, fyoosh and I ain't for sale
And the last time you tried that I busted into hell.
To the devil, bring it on you punk
Because what you offer is all junk
Breaking out the bomf and so you try
To turn a real man into a dudebro guy
But step on up so you can see what happens
When evil meets good and gets flattened
Make ya think Im gonna sit and quit
But pitchfork comes and I escape the pit
When it comes time to fight, they're aint none better
Drag my girl to hell, I'll just come get her
Don't think I'm incapable of harm
Just cause I'm a nerd with tiny arms
I'm a thinking real man with a giant heart
And when there is a need for hero I fit the part
The ass kicking lover from the city park
Who has a hell of a bite and an awesome bark
So I'm taking you down
Me and my girl, yo, and the only sound
Will be you, begging for mercy from Fyoosh and me
But until then and that glorious day
Notorious Cri-Min-Ee has only one thing to say
Fuck the devil
And now we call upon the Jehova of Rock 'n Rolla, the wily almighty, the master and all and the slave of none, give it up for GOD AND HIS POSSE!
I'm sick and tired of the devil
and all his bullcrap yakking
Trying to blame everyone else and ruin their fun
Maybe cause I'm bringing hope with my son
(Buddha) And don't forget the buddha
Or his flowers will get ya sooner
Than any stupid bomf
Cause he fights with love bringing joy from above
(God) Word dog, which is why they always put up our pictures
Because in the real world we are true fixtures
The deities who shower down favor
We may be good but we still got flavor
Without that bomf, what do you got?
You're surely beloved by all, not!
Your hold is getting broken
By real people for whom love isn't a token
(Buddha) And as you all know, good's here to stay
Even granny's son, I don't care if you're gay
You don't objectify, you love with all your might
Now dragon's here, time to take flight!
(Dragon) And when the devils been rolled back
And the dudebros are finally done
We'll remove your money stacks
And break your gun.
Fuck the devil
Fyoosh- the jury has found you guilty of being a chauvinistic, arrogant, child abandoning jerk, so long and farewell asshole!
(I apologize if the rhyming scheme/word choice is iffy at times, its been 30 years since my days following the new york hip hop scene in the early to late eighties). |
Wha-
Did you-
Wha-
Really?
Did you just make a rap?
Ew.
Plus you go against everything good about this comic (that is, the Devil).
Also, riddle me this. (Not any poster specifically, mind). Seymour and the Devil both want women acting 'stereotypically'. Yet they come from opposing factions. I call bullcrap.
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It's a (t)Rap!
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