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Sudoku
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Location: Malaysia
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DICKS IN A NET
DICKS IN A BAG
omg douchebags in literal context
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Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
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Sudoku
Joined: 19 Jun 2012
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Location: Malaysia
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:57 am Post subject: |
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I just raised my weight to 80 from 70 kilograms.
SELF-REPAIR PROGRAM AHOY!
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Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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Location: Mary's kesh
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| Sudoku wrote: | I just raised my weight to 80 from 70 kilograms.
SELF-REPAIR PROGRAM AHOY! |
you just got a boner, didn't you. c'mon, admit it, your weight fluctuates.
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dazedb42
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Margaret River, Australia
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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8========D~ ~ ~
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Sudoku
Joined: 19 Jun 2012
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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ALAS YORICK
YOU ARE BUT A MISUNDERSTANDING SORT OF MAN
THUS I GIVE YOU A CHOICE ON THE MATTER
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
Puns aside, no lies.
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Sudoku wrote: | HAVE SOME CULTURE YOU FOOLS.
oh who am i fooling this is the internet |
Hey we're drinking white wine and fresca (or as its known...cham-pag-nee) out of red plastic cups in the socrates thread...how much more culture do you need
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Mr_Moustache
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 9122
Location: The thing in itself that is Will
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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I finally have a decent pair of headphones. So good. Surroundings will not be pleased though, they leak like they are supposed to be speakers or something. Ah well, educating the masses I guess.
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Lasairfiona
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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The new doctor at the little clinic here is super nice. I now have Mobic, the super NSAID, in my system and my 5 day headache is gone!
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
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dazedb42
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Margaret River, Australia
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Lasairfiona wrote: | | The new doctor at the little clinic here is super nice. I now have Mobic, the super NSAID, in my system and my 5 day headache is gone! |
Stoked for you Las, it's always good to have a win. Contreau gives me really bad hangovers, like really bad headaches. Here's hoping for less than 5 days.
and now I really am going to bed.
night festers.
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Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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Location: Mary's kesh
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| Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Sudoku wrote: | ALAS YORICK
YOU ARE BUT A MISUNDERSTANDING SORT OF MAN
THUS I GIVE YOU A CHOICE ON THE MATTER
TO BE OR NOT TO BE
Puns aside, no lies. |
STOP LYING TO US ABOUT YOUR GIGANTIC PENIS
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Mr. Meddler
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
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Location: On the sunny side of the street
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| Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:42 am Post subject: |
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He's too modest, Yorick.
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| Pint wrote: | | It, unlike my apartment, does not look like a bachelor lives there. |
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Canopus
Joined: 13 Sep 2010
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| Weekend was fun. I gambled away my money but the important thing is I had fun while doing it. I can see why old people are so happily exploited. |
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:23 am Post subject: |
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PUMPKIN PIE ICECREAM!!
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fritterdonut
Joined: 24 Jul 2012
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Location: Hedonism
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:41 am Post subject: |
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| Monkey Mcdermott wrote: | | PUMPKIN PIE ICECREAM!! |
That sounds fucking delicious. Now I want some.
GOD DAMMIT
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Clinging to the status quo
Dispute state of affairs
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Mr. Meddler
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
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Location: On the sunny side of the street
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| Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:48 am Post subject: |
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It's mah birthday! That's today's pleasure. 
Also, will be planning on buying a couple of these babies later on as a gift to myself.
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