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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make him divide by zero, WoC! Make him do it!!

Make him google the word Google!

Make him your meme bitch WoC!!

Piss in his eyes!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya wanna know why the whole birther issue is really fucked up? John McCain:

wiki wrote:
John Sidney McCain III was born on August 29, 1936, at a United States Navy hospital at Coco Solo Naval Air Station in Panama Canal Zone, Panama, to Navy officer John S. "Jack" McCain, Jr. (19111981) and Roberta (Wright) McCain (1912 ). McCain is of Scots-Irish and English ancestry.

But does anyone bring up "How do we KNOW he was born in the canal zone?"
or any of the other bullshit claims leveled against Obama.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUT HEZ A WOR HEORO!

NOBAMA DOZENT EVEN KILL BIN LADEN WITH HIS BEAR HANDZ.

No but srsly DF Wallace's bit on McCain made me have genuine respect for the awful old cunt.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I generally have little issue with McCain, it's the fact that his birth status seems to be a non-issue while people STILL want "proof" of Obama's birthplace.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU CAn'T PROvE hE WASN'T BORN IN WEST BENGAL.

I mean McCain, of course.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Props to the elder Mrs. McCain for still being alive at 100.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
John in Tronna wrote:
So.... how can I make amends here to those I've offended?

First, you must journey into the blackest heart of /d/, and from there retrieve one hentai image that is not anatomically impossible.
Then, you must bait a 419 scammer, and deceive him into crossing the border into the Congo with contraband clearly visible upon his person.
Finally, you will come to the land of Realization, wherein you will find a locked trunk. With the key of Bitter Experience, you must open the lock and tell us what secret lies within.
Only upon delivering unto us this Great Truth shall you be forgiven, and accepted into our great and secret cabal of internet smartasses.


OK... um... /d/ is a phoneme, right? So I've got to go to Unicode and find its encoding. And 419, isn't that the area code for Ohio? And for the rest, umm...in the locked trunk might be Schrodinger's Lolcat. Or maybe not. But if I look inside, and he's dead, then I'll have killed him. And I'm not supposed to do that because he's not the Buddha. But since he can haz nine lives, he livz anyway. So, s'all good. So the secret is, um...

...free beer for everyone?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The whole planet earth would explode into a giant floating cloud of onions, which would be gathered in by the sun. Then the entire solar system would turn green and the martians would have to hold their noses with their gripping hands wherever they went.

Edit: also, the Reptilian conspiracy would be revealed for the truth it is.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there a gas leak in this thread or
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check their eyes. They're both probably hepped up on goofballs.*




* If it weren't 4am, and I wasn't still working on the god forsaken homework, I'd feel bad about not finding the video of Flanders being arrest and Wiggam saying the line... but I don't.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John in Tronna wrote:
OK... um... /d/ is a phoneme, right?


Haaaaaaa
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John in Tronna wrote:
WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
John in Tronna wrote:
So.... how can I make amends here to those I've offended?

First, you must journey into the blackest heart of /d/, and from there retrieve one hentai image that is not anatomically impossible.
Then, you must bait a 419 scammer, and deceive him into crossing the border into the Congo with contraband clearly visible upon his person.
Finally, you will come to the land of Realization, wherein you will find a locked trunk. With the key of Bitter Experience, you must open the lock and tell us what secret lies within.
Only upon delivering unto us this Great Truth shall you be forgiven, and accepted into our great and secret cabal of internet smartasses.


OK... um... /d/ is a phoneme, right? So I've got to go to Unicode and find its encoding. And 419, isn't that the area code for Ohio? And for the rest, umm...in the locked trunk might be Schrodinger's Lolcat. Or maybe not. But if I look inside, and he's dead, then I'll have killed him. And I'm not supposed to do that because he's not the Buddha. But since he can haz nine lives, he livz anyway. So, s'all good. So the secret is, um...

...free beer for everyone?

try placing 4chan.org in front of of /d/. /b/ might also get you some relevant results, or maybe some gorn, or maybe even boobies, maybe all three. Also, see anonymous. Lastly, NSFW, no way, no how.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeez, guys, he makes one little mistake, and you throw him to 4chan? he'll be ruined for life!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

4chan is not so much a forge, more Mount Doom.
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