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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
So I saw this gem online and had to post it.

Good ol' MSNBC. You guys are geniuses.





Also this. I think you Democrats need to learn a lesson on c.


This is good news. Maybe now it won't take someone 50 years to send a probe over to that newly discovered earth-sized planet that is covered with lava. Because lava is cool.

The bad news is we all died in 2003 after the shuttle debris turned Nacogdoches into a crater.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Him wrote:

"When officers arrived, the pair reportedly claimed that they weren't stealing a TV, they were having sex,"
Two activities easily confused with each other believe you me. I can't explain the number of times, after a bit of a night on the town, I wake up the next day in my own apartment but with a new tv.



Believing you when it comes to sex?. That'd land us in jail y'know.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam the Eagle wrote:
Him wrote:

"When officers arrived, the pair reportedly claimed that they weren't stealing a TV, they were having sex,"
Two activities easily confused with each other believe you me. I can't explain the number of times, after a bit of a night on the town, I wake up the next day in my own apartment but with a new tv.



Believing you when it comes to sex?. That'd land us in jail y'know.

but with a new tv.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh....so those stories about employers threatening their employees with dismissal if obama wins the elects? guess which famous ceo may be behind it?
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In the June call, Romney went on to reassure his audience that it is perfectly legal for them to talk to their employees about how to vote:

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Nothing illegal about you talking to your employees about what you believe is best for the business, because I think that will figure into their election decision, their voting decision and of course doing that with your family and your kids as well.

He's correct that such speech is now legal for the first time ever, thanks to the Citizen United ruling, which overturned previous Federal Election Commission laws that prohibited employers from political campaigning among employees.

In the post-Citizens United era, “there is not much political protection for at-will employees in the private sector workplace,” explains University of Marquette Law Professor Paul Secunda, a pro-union labor lawyer. "It is conceivable, under the current legal regime, that an employer like Koch could actually get away with forcing his employees, on pains of termination, to campaign for a given candidate or political party."

(my bolding)

man, just when you think you know just how awful citizens united is for the political process...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.


Well you gotta think about which one he considers worth more.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.


Well you gotta think about which one he considers worth more.


Defo the plasma.
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.


Well you gotta think about which one he considers worth more.


Defo the plasma.


No one fucking asked you.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he can answer questions he wasn't asked but he can't answer questions he was asked

shit is so curious here guys
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i mean like holy fuck you guys you ask how much more curious could this shit be

and the answer is none

none more curious
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.


Well you gotta think about which one he considers worth more.


Defo the plasma.

You're being serious, right?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Him wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
So I can tell that girl's BF I was totes just stealing this wicked kickass plasmascreen then?

Delicious cool beans, yo.


Well you gotta think about which one he considers worth more.


Defo the plasma.

You're being serious, right?


I don't think he is (anymore). It seems like he figured out that everyone thinks he's a douche,so he's gone from being himself to trolling. The fun part is that he is actually less offensive now than he was before, because it is so obvious that he's trolling.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Israeli navy committing another act of de facto piracy on international water.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking whales! What are they thinking? It sounds like humming a tune to me. Maybe this one is just happy people are paying attention?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Fucking whales! What are they thinking? It sounds like humming a tune to me. Maybe this one is just happy people are paying attention?


I was thinking more of a drunken swedish chef from the muppets.

I bet he gets good sashimi for doing it though.
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