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Sam the Eagle

Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 2622 Location: 192.168.0.1
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:25 am Post subject: |
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Dro wrote: | trustedfaith wrote: | + Worked out at the gym yesterday for over an hour
- Pretty sure everything hurts to the point of picking up a piece of paper will be painful. |
Hope you have a bidet! |
What would we do if we didn't have French words to sound kinky?.
C'est l'heure de ma douche. _________________ 我的氣墊船裝滿了鱔魚 |
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Lasairfiona

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9718 Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:19 am Post subject: |
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It's like wiping your ass with silk. _________________ Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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I don't want those stockings back now thanks all the same Lala. |
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Sam the Eagle

Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 2622 Location: 192.168.0.1
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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What is your size by the way? _________________ 我的氣墊船裝滿了鱔魚 |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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I usually take a small girls size.
/peado |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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So anyway, a friend of mine is out of work right now and also looking for a man friend and also some kind of father figure - no, don't laugh - for her baby.
And I'm looking for a lady who will slap the bullshit out of me and also encourage me to live right and stop drinking like Nic Cage in that one movie.
And so we agree to risk it together |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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And then I find out my accountant hasn't paid the utilities bill for 6 months and we won't even see Xmas.
The club has pretty much killed me. |
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Lasairfiona

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9718 Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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What the fuck is wrong with your accountant?
And when are you moving to the next club? I thought they moved you too much? And then when you do want the fuck out they won't move you??
And babies are much more difficult than a club... _________________ Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11917 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Mr Gary wrote: | So anyway, a friend of mine is out of work right now and also looking for a man friend and also some kind of father figure - no, don't laugh - for her baby.
And I'm looking for a lady who will slap the bullshit out of me and also encourage me to live right and stop drinking like Nic Cage in that one movie.
And so we agree to risk it together |
So, uh, good luck, I guess? _________________ ...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.
https://www.facebook.com/O.A.Drake/
https://twitter.com/oadrake |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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We were sailing along quite nicely, buying pubs, making money etc etc ... the club might well sink us all.
Be reet, I'm sure. |
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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And she isn't really a baby. She's three years old now.
I dunno. |
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Lasairfiona

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9718 Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Pictures? Do you hate kids? Does the kid make you smile? What happens to her if this doesn't work out? Are the police still fucking with you? Why hasn't Halen saved you yet? Why do you drink so much? Have you baby-proofed the house? _________________ Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
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trustedfaith

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3369 Location: My own little world...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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Dro wrote: | trustedfaith wrote: | + Worked out at the gym yesterday for over an hour
- Pretty sure everything hurts to the point of picking up a piece of paper will be painful. |
Hope you have a bidet! |
Haha, thanks for looking out for me.  _________________ I'm doing the twitter thing; you should stalk/follow me: http://twitter.com/sillygurlroo |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11917 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Mr Gary wrote: | And she isn't really a baby. She's three years old now.
I dunno. |
I think you'l make an awesome pseudo dad/big brother/drunk uncle type role model
Seriously though, for all the years I've known you here, for all your ramblings and what not, I can honestly say you are quite the bastion of morality. And not the stupidly dogmatic bullshit type of morality, the kind that makes people say "That Gary, he's quite the stand up fellow. He's a good man he is." Or something like that.
Unless those people are people you've put your penis in. Or former employees. Or possibly both. Then it'll probably be just jealous vitriol and/or hysterical laughter.  _________________ ...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.
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Mr Gary
Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 6888 Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ... Uh, I mean, Spain ... Uh I mean Scotland again ...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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The accountant is fucked with the club, too.
The police are still fucking with me.
I'm great with kids.
Neither of us has anything to lose.
If this doesn't work out she's back to square one, no loss.
Halen might be the pretty one and the smart one and the responsible one but aside from that, and his career, and his family, he ain't got nuthin' on me.
And I'll have you know I didn't drink for 48 hours. This week even. |
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