Life's Mixed Bag

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:19 am Post subject:

It's like wiping your ass with silk.
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:17 pm Post subject:

I don't want those stockings back now thanks all the same Lala.

Sam the Eagle · Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 2657 Location: 192.168.0.1

What is your size by the way?
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Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:29 pm Post subject:

I usually take a small girls size.

/peado

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:35 pm Post subject:

So anyway, a friend of mine is out of work right now and also looking for a man friend and also some kind of father figure - no, don't laugh - for her baby.

And I'm looking for a lady who will slap the bullshit out of me and also encourage me to live right and stop drinking like Nic Cage in that one movie.

And so we agree to risk it together

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:38 pm Post subject:

And then I find out my accountant hasn't paid the utilities bill for 6 months and we won't even see Xmas.

The club has pretty much killed me.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:43 pm Post subject:

What the fuck is wrong with your accountant?

And when are you moving to the next club? I thought they moved you too much? And then when you do want the fuck out they won't move you??

And babies are much more difficult than a club...
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Darqcyde · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:44 pm Post subject:

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:55 pm Post subject:

We were sailing along quite nicely, buying pubs, making money etc etc ... the club might well sink us all.

Be reet, I'm sure.

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:58 pm Post subject:

And she isn't really a baby. She's three years old now.

I dunno.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:02 pm Post subject:

Pictures? Do you hate kids? Does the kid make you smile? What happens to her if this doesn't work out? Are the police still fucking with you? Why hasn't Halen saved you yet? Why do you drink so much? Have you baby-proofed the house?
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

trustedfaith · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:03 pm Post subject:

Darqcyde · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:22 pm Post subject:

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject:

The accountant is fucked with the club, too.

The police are still fucking with me.

I'm great with kids.

Neither of us has anything to lose.

If this doesn't work out she's back to square one, no loss.

Halen might be the pretty one and the smart one and the responsible one but aside from that, and his career, and his family, he ain't got nuthin' on me.

And I'll have you know I didn't drink for 48 hours. This week even.