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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5256 Location: California

bloop bloop activate imaginary internet girlfriend bloop

Mr Gary · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:17 am Post subject:

I love how no-one appears to have called bullshit in his 'I was the victim' press conference. He says they met in person & spoke daily on the phone and now ESPN report he's been catfished.

I also love how several people in the comments section directly blame Obama.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:17 am Post subject:

I love how no-one appears to have called bullshit in his 'I was the victim' press conference. He says they met in person & spoke daily on the phone and now ESPN report he's been catfished.

I also love how several people in the comments section directly blame Obama.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5256 Location: California

i think the only people who haven't called bullshit on that press conference are, uh, Notre Dame fans

Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:12 pm Post subject:

Mizike · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 5120 Location: Iowa City

The big question is: was the fake girlfriend a tool for Heisman hype or an bad beard for a closeted Mormon at a Catholic school?

It's pretty great watching these reporters who have already been lied to taking Te'o's newest sob story at face value -- as if it makes their shoddy reporting acceptable.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5256 Location: California

so! 49ers versus Ravens in the Super Bowl

also i don't know if you guys were aware of this already but Bill Belichick is a dick

i mean you may have heard rumors from time to time to that effect but i just wanted everyone to be sure

Mizike · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 5120 Location: Iowa City

I know that Kotaku isn't some hidden, boutique site and so many have probably seen this already, but this description of football (Wizardball) is fantastic.
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Scire aliquid laus est, pudor est non discere velle
"It is laudable to know something, it is disgraceful to not want to learn"
~Seneca

Lasairfiona · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:06 pm Post subject:

Lasairfiona · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:49 pm Post subject:

Kick off in under 2 hours!
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After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Mr Gary · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:51 pm Post subject:

If anyone here is struggling to understand American Football, it's simple: chicken wings are 3-D glasses. No chicken wings? Sucks brah.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5256 Location: California

would've been cool if the 49ers had shown up for that half, but, y'know...

uh...

Beyonce's crotch made me forget what i was going to say

Lasairfiona · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:29 am Post subject:

Football basics explained to the girl from India. Irritating first half (a fight? The fuck? Not cool). That last quarter was pretty good.

And seriously, a blackout? Just messed up.
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5256 Location: California

Williams should've been ejected for that fight

anyways, at least now the Ravens get to give the spotlight to Players Who Are Not Ray Lewis.

Finnegan · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:10 am Post subject: