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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samsally wrote:
it also tells me that one of the most common medical conditions to affect fig caprifier's is pregnancy.


i guess those wasps just don't know when to stop.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I'm a derp, I totally missed half the point of your post. Now I see where the wasps come in.

Is that sort of like the dark underbelly of fig caprifying (lol, i've decided that's a word). Is it sort of like when therapists and their patients make babies? Everybody gives you side-eye and waits for the baby to see if it's waspy or not.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, figs are a very sensual fruit.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh baby.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is an interesting wasp nest you posted there.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
so is a fig caprifier a wasp-wrangler? someone who assaults innocent male and female figs, pretending to be a wasp? in the list i'm trying to decode, 116 is in the category 'teachers, librarians and counselors' - does a fig caprifier teach wasps? counsel them when they have issues pollinating figs? it can't actually _be_ a wasp, i am reasonably certain that, extensive as the government survey system is, there are no large-scale interview surveys done on wasps.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't feed the Death Ray threads.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

we enjoy mocking him and he apparently enjoys being mocked so it looks like a win for everyone to me
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guessing game, guys!

I just sent a pm that unwittingly included the line: 'Damn, that girl is slim, but she's full of spunk!' It referred to a regular forum user. +5 if you can guess which one!

Clue: It's a girl!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dennis?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mouse, close but no cigar. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, clenched between the yellowing teeth of a beautiful, hilarious fauxbo (I just coined that term, btw, it means fake hobo, aren't I just the wonderfullest?)

I miss Dennis. I hope he's okay. I hope he smells nice.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dennis is trying to quit smoking, so hopefully he has not taken up cigars.

so now he either smells like someone who hasn't showered in a week, or like a tobacco store.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd never been on Reddit before yesterday. Today I found r/BritishProblems and am convinced that Halen wrote every single entry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 6000th post on the 'new' forum ended with me faux-masturbating over a GI Joe character. The shame!







Nah, not really! My 6000th post on the 'new' forum ended with me properly whacking one out over a GI Joe character. I properly messed up my ergonomic keyboard.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep that up and you'll get carpal tunnel.
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