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Darqcyde



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arc Tempest wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
man, everyone wants willem to ejaculate


Old George Lopez line: "life is too short to not orgasm every day."

According to Ernest Borgnine, it's the secret to his longevity
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Arc Tempest



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I JUST SHOOK HIS HAND!"
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DeD CHiKn



Joined: 04 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DeD CHiKn wrote:
If I may add my own, my mom's best friend was diagnosed with kidney cancer about 4 months ago. Despite treatment it spread through her body and she was taken to hospice last week. She isn't on death watch yet, but the doctor said about 3 weeks.


Apparently things got worse last night, 3 weeks seems extremely optimistic.
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Jinx



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, Ded.
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Yorick



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just had the most incredibly idiotic argument with my sister-in-law because she apparently believes that a road marked as "Route 1" isn't Route 1 during the stretch that it is named "Pleasant Street".

and now I want to punch people in the face. I was having a good night, too.
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trustedfaith



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid to ask how an argument like that can even come about since it has no bearing on how you get from point A to point B. Shocked
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Halen



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think perhaps you need to realise it doesn't fucking ,matter, Yorick.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was 25 before I figured out RT40 wasn't synonymous with Pulaski Highway.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... drunkspeak ... boring old cock jokes and spunk references ...
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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi gary, I am drunk too!
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can always rely on you man! xx
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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh shush you, I am only drinking because i have nothing better to do!
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tsk, that's a terrible reason to drink! You'll sell your life short playing that game of cards, my son.

I drink because there's beer in the fridge and the fridge is closer than trying to do anything else!

It's all about location!
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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, than im celebrating the fact that before i as a loser without a girlfriend, and now I am a loser with a girlfriend that lives somewhere else and I need to drink to forget how much of a loser I am!

cheers!
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

everyone needs a grill friend!
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