| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Michael
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 10648
|
 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:26 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
| could you be any more boring and uninteresting please? i think this forum could really use that |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Mr Gary
Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Posts: 6223
Location: Some pub in England
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:47 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Michael wrote: | | could you be any more boring and uninteresting please? i think this forum could really use that |
Nice comment, did yer Mam make it?
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dennis J. Squidbunny
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 3714
Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:47 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Death Ray wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | hahaha, yes, WELL WHY DON'T YOU DO ONE THAT IS BETTER THEN GOD IT'S HARD
it's some sort of greatest hits of whinging and excuse making.
I've actually started writing comics over the last few months, but I am decidedly amateur and learning the form. Me putting up a comic script to VERSUS YOU would do what... ? prove you've been writing comics for twenty years? |
Oh, I wouldn't want you to go toe to toe with me, the results would be pitiable. You were simply being spiteful for no reason. I know how many hits I've had, and they are quite a few. It's just silly to praise me on one hand and then attack my vanity. |
and I think it's silly to be smug about page hits when we know how you like to get them.
886 PAGE VIEWS I DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE, MAFAKA!
_________________
"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays." |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dennis J. Squidbunny
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 3714
Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
also praising you/attacking you vanity is more related to frustration that you CAN create a comic that is haunting but you CHOOSE to create awful, boring dross.
You got it once, so why can't you get it again?
_________________
"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays." |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dennis J. Squidbunny
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 3714
Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:55 pm Post subject: |
|
|
also I imagine you in your wizard hat when you say this
| Death Ray wrote: | | Oh, I wouldn't want you to go toe to toe with me, the results would be pitiable. |
but out loud it's more like, "the wesults would be... PITIABLE!!"
and then the doors to the shark pit beneath me start to open, and then there's sort of a rusty wheeze and they jam, and you start jumping from foot to foot and sobbing about how nothing ever works right.
but maybe that's making you sound more interesting than you actually are.
_________________
"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays."
Last edited by Dennis J. Squidbunny on Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:04 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Mr Gary
Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Posts: 6223
Location: Some pub in England
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
886 Page Views is the new 2% bodyfat.
It's also a really nice address, within walking distance of the park and metro, and the schools round here have excellent scores. Crime is minimal, and there's an excellent independent Chai Latte place nearby.
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dennis J. Squidbunny
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 3714
Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Gibson22
Joined: 01 Jul 2012
Posts: 301
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:58 am Post subject: |
|
|
Dang it...say what you will, but his methods worked. It's very much like a train wreck and I can't look away. The Clarissa comic is well drawn for a cartoony style (kind of reminds me of MAD magazine a bit) but the subject material is honestly horrifying. I get the feeling that if I keep on reading I will honestly regret it.
Well, I actually just stumbled upon the ending photo. Man, that's just freaking horrible. What's wrong with you, man? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dogen
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 10595
Location: Bellingham, WA
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | also I imagine you in your wizard hat when you say this
| Death Ray wrote: | | Oh, I wouldn't want you to go toe to toe with me, the results would be pitiable. |
but out loud it's more like, "the wesults would be... PITIABLE!!" |
It's sad that a guy who writes shitty comics for a living doesn't have a better handle on criticism. He should watch more stand-up comedy, those guys know how to handle people.
| Quote: | | but maybe that's making you sound more interesting than you actually are. |
He doesn't have a lair. Like Vizzini, he has two friends in the whole world who eventually leave him for someone cooler and more talented.
I wonder: would Tat even notice a difference of 886 page views, let alone be able to attribute it to one source? A little research (which is probably wildly inaccurate) suggests he gets tens of thousands of hits per month (one site said upward of 57,000). How low does your traffic need to be before you can actually say, "Look, I posted on a forum, and my numbers went up!" ...Jason?
_________________
"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Lasairfiona
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 9702
Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
My god, are we really stooping to interacting with this guy again? Can't we just stick to wild speculation about why he keeps coming back?
And the easy one! He likes being insulted! It gets his rocks off.
He has the weirdest parental controls ever set on him so he only has about 100 sites he can visit. So he comes back every couple years.
He believes in trickle down economics. No, I don't know how this relates to sinfest.
_________________
Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
Posts: 12101
Location: In the undersnow
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Lasairfiona wrote: | | My god, are we really stooping to interacting with this guy again? Can't we just stick to wild speculation about why he keeps coming back? |
wait, what? this is what I get for clicking on all the threads, I never know what's going on. Did I miss something? Is it paratech? please say it's paratech.
_________________
Currently experiencing: not summer. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ShadowCell
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 6020
Location: California
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:02 am Post subject: |
|
|
| it's Death Ray. paratech stomped off in a huff after getting whois'd and threatening to sue us |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
Posts: 12101
Location: In the undersnow
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:41 am Post subject: |
|
|
| ShadowCell wrote: | | it's Death Ray. paratech stomped off in a huff after getting whois'd and threatening to sue us |
oh, I thought he only dropped in to sully the picture thread.
I probably don't want to know what the what is.
_________________
Currently experiencing: not summer. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
welcome to the fest
FAQ 
Search 
Memberlist 
Usergroups
Register
Profile 
Log in to check your private messages 
Log in 
