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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:30 pm Post subject:

que?
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

your grill friend is hot

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

I'd like to stick my sausage in her

Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:33 pm Post subject:

she melts my butter, if you know what I mean ...
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:37 pm Post subject:

Your mom is still cheaper though. Both and you'll get group discount!
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When life gives you lemons, some people make lemonade. I just eat them and make a sour face.

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

your momma's popular on groupon

Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:44 pm Post subject:

It's cause she's so big she can handle it.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:44 pm Post subject:

Economies of scale ain't something to dis
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Finnegan · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:54 am Post subject:

your problem makes me feel a little better about not being wild about my sisters-in-law. they're nice enough people i guess but they don't really engender any urge for me to want to be friends with them. I've been feeling... not bad or guilty... but, like, that it was a problem or something that I don't have warm family feelings for them.

oh, they're both pregnant, I guess I should've posted that in another thread at some point, so maybe the babies will help.
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Formerly Green_Finn

hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9326 Location: Bellingham, WA

I wouldn't really expect babies to help (especially first babies... cue neurosis). But you could have warm family feelings toward the babies. Smile

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Mr Gary · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:50 pm Post subject:

My sister has bought one of those proximity-sensing air fresheners, and put it in the bathroom. My entering hasn't prompted such squirting since I last fucked Alys Mills.
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Finnegan · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:28 am Post subject:

Yeah, I don't expect I'll dislike the babies.
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Formerly Green_Finn

hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad

DeD CHiKn · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:19 pm Post subject:

ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5278 Location: California

:c sorry to hear that