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| Succubus1982 wrote: | | mouse wrote: | but that cat, now - he never did make the thing with the cat clear. because it wasn't just any old door, it was a heavy door that took most people two hands to open!
that must have been some major cossack soviet cat. |
The more I think of this the more I get this terrifying image of some massive half sabretoothed feral feline bigger than most dogs, pelvic thrusting it's way into your household ready to rape all of your women and children because gosh darn they deserve it for being female and thus there for the needs of men (according to Arioch). This image will haunt my dreams for the next few weeks. Nevermind Pedobear. Rapecat is in the house  |
and don't forget - it was his grandmother's cat. now is that a granny straight out of a stephen king novel, or what?
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Any Newbie that started their own thread to Intro themselves..
Most Creatively Insulting
Halen
Most Likely To Say Something Smart
Dogen
Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
Samsally
Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Mouse or Jwing 
Best Candidate for World Domination
Sporko
Sinfester Whose Posts You Try to Avoid
Death Ray
The Lindsay Lohan Award for Most Likely To Get Stupidly Famous & Then Burn Out By Writing The Next Twilight
Michael
The Darrin Kenneth O'Brien Award for Best Early 90s White Rapper
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Keep nominating kids, I'll start drafting short lists in about 24/48 hours.
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Michael
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Yorick
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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If I nominate, I will not win; if elected I will not sever
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sporko
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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damnit people, lay off arioch. he isn't even around anymore.
also why is comics subforum shit being dragged into here? wipe your feet on the mat outside.
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Succubus1982
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| sporko wrote: | damnit people, lay off arioch. he isn't even around anymore.
also why is comics subforum shit being dragged into here? wipe your feet on the mat outside. |
Neither is Ember but he's got several votes. We're voting who was worst noob. Both of them are strong competitors for the title. Arioch should be honoured he's left some sort of legacy to his name most noobs aren't even remembered after they pass out of the forum.
As for 'subforum shit' I'm sorry I thought we were voting over the forum as a whole not just one specific section where the elite members hang out and thing they are cooler than everyone else. |
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Mizike
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Apologies if I'm re-nominating. I've been lost in the best thread ever.
Best Newbie
Cool Hand Pook -- because of the name and the fact that it hasn't made any posts.
Worst Noob
Rothide
Best Writer
Dennis
Angriest
Guest
Biggest Attention Whore
Snorri -- but he still deserves the attentions
Most Creatively Insulting
Mr Gary
Most Likely To Say Something Smart
Michael
Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
mouse
Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
jwing
Best Candidate for World Domination
Major Tom -- never trust the quiet ones
Thread of the Year
Fembot -- This should win in a landslide
The Lindsay Lohan Award for Most Likely To Get Stupidly Famous & Then Burn Out By Writing The Next Twilight
Halen
This Post Made Me Giddy, Individual Amusing Post Of The Year
Why aren't you reading this thread right now?
Best Catchphrase
That's so babies
Photo / Drawing Of The Year
All of these
The Darrin Kenneth O'Brien Award for Best Early 90s White Rapper
Johnny Strider
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ShadowCell
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| can i win the award for most self-defeatingly persistent at trivial matters please thank you |
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Samsally
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D...do you need a cigarette after that thread? That was sure somethin'.
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Canopus
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| ShadowCell wrote: | | can i win the award for most self-defeatingly persistent at trivial matters please thank you |
Relax, if people didn't get worked up over other people being wrong, it wouldn't be the internet. |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Get 'em in, get 'em in ... I will draft some shortness in the next 12 hours and maybe make a video.
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mouse
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| Mizike wrote: |
Thread of the Year
Fembot -- This should win in a landslide
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yeah, i want to add a nomination for this one too - and i haven't even finished it yet!
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:34 am Post subject: |
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If you would like to read out an award let me know now.
Or soon. Pretty soon.
I will give you the name of the award. I will give you the names of the nominees. I will tell you the winner. You will then make an amusing webcam thing of it. I will tell you a youtube channel & password. You will upload your hilarious 'take' on 'awards' 'ceremony' to that Youtube channel like it's something important to you and not just a bunch of us circle jerking. You can be both the Hathaway & the Franco. And the Gervais.
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, OTHERWISE: DALEKS. SRSLY I AM BRITISH, I CAN SUMMON DALEKS & KAREN GILLIAN.
Volunteer's for awarding awards are being requested now. State your preferences, as if I were not the capracious and changeable diety, sorry, host, that I am or may be or could be or perhaps am.
Short listed things will be listed shortly. But not until I've had a bit of a kip and then some breakfast - probably scrambled eggs on toast w/baked beans - and also done some hard maths*
* Michael will do the hard maths. He's like a scientist or something. Whatever. He's tall. He must know maths. Otherwise he wouldn't know when to duck in doorways.
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Snorri
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| Mizike wrote: |
Thread of the Year
Fembot -- This should win in a landslide
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ok this might be fun.
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