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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No blacksmith is ever happy with just one hammer. Some will be peen hammers, some lump hammers, some specialized hammers for things like riveting in tight spaces or chasing patterns into the metal's surface, etc. Heck, one guy I knew kept an ash baseball bat in his hammer rack; swore it was dead perfect for tightening the bolsters on knives!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, yeah, but a lump hammer doesn't exactly scream "blacksmith" to me.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And now we're talking about hammers...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
In that image I was picturing her more kind of poking with the hammer than full-on swinging it.


but the toaster was whimpering in pain! that was surely more than a mere poke. besides, if you were trying to deal with a back-talking toaster when you felt like shit and just wanted to get some toast inside you, would you just poke it? no, she was full-on swinging that hammer.

and i don't know that we need to add screaming hammers to the mix.



although i'm sure dennis could do it.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, please, don't let Dennis make the hammers scream! Won't somebody please think of the hammers?!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um...have you looked at dennis' av lately?

i'm thinking another sort of screaming entirely.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if Dennis is like his avvie, I can see your point. But I really doubt our resident Aussie bohemian bookseller is also a fictional East Berlin transgender rock singer who goes by the name Hansel Schmidt.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if playwrights were limited to writing only about themselves, how limited our theatrical options would be.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty sure Dennis didn't write Hedwig and the Angry Inch, BUT I really wouldn't put something like that past him and I haven't watched the credits lately, so ya never know.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhhhh
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's so rare I actually know what obscure movie is being referenced I had to say -something-.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*claps*
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The more I read this thread the more I keep thinking of the scene in Office Space where they beat the ever loving shit out of that printer.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samsally wrote:
Pretty sure Dennis didn't write Hedwig and the Angry Inch, BUT I really wouldn't put something like that past him and I haven't watched the credits lately, so ya never know.

...Actually, I could almost see that.

Not only is the internet weirder than I imagine, it's weirder than I can imagine!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:

I like the term cis because it makes me think of chemistry, and I imagine transgendered people are just like me, only folded differently.


I like this idea.


In other news, I am reposting this image:

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