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The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:14 am    Post subject: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies Reply with quote

THESE ARE THE FIRST FEW CATEGORIES. CHOOSE.

CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE.

WHEN YOU HAVE DONE A CHOOSE PRIVATELY MESSAGE YOUR PRIVATE CHOOSINGS TO MY 'PRIVATE MESSAGE' INBOX. ONE DAY PENGUINS WILL HACK MY PM BOX AND READ THE CONTENTS THEREIN AND MOVE QUICKLY ON TO MORE INTERESTING AND INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN ME AND MICHAEL'S BUTCH DUTCH NETHERLANDS ANTILLES LOVING HIS WILLYS WIFE.

Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title
Sunday Playlist what I accidentally created on Saturday
The Anal Midget Angry Birthday Willem Sunday Playlist
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED

Best Newbie
Yinello
fritterdonut
ChastMaster

Worst 'Noob'
Ember
LarsenSan
Canopus
Ashland

Best Writer
Dennis J Squidbunny
Dogen
Usagi
Wheels Of Confusion

Angriest
Monkey McDermott
Willem
Guest
Shadowcell

Biggest Attention Whore
Mr Gary
Dennis J Squidbunny
Thy Brilliance
Sam

Most Creatively Insulting
Monkey McDermott
Dennis J Squidbunny
Halen
Sam

Most Likely To Say Something Smart[u/]
Sam
Mouse
Dogen
Michael
Usagi
WoC

[u]Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread

Sam
Snorri
Samsally

Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Dogen
Halen
Michael
Dennis
Mouse
Dro
Jwing

OTHER CATEGORIES & NOMINEES ARE COMING. SRSLY. WE'RE COMING. WE'RE COMING SOON. WE'RE DEFFO COMING.

IN FACT THAT IS OUR NEW THING (I GUESS):

THE SINNIES: WE'RE DEFFO COMING.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:06 am    Post subject: Re: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies Reply with quote

Private message? What if I want everyone to know that I'm the Sinfester I would most like to meet? I DEMAND TO BEGIN ATTENTION WHORING IN ANTICIPATION OF NEXT YEAR!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does Sinfester you most like to meet also include those you really want to punch in the face?


Because if so my vote is for Dogen.

(I'm totally not bitter because I'm not in the category.)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's Sinfester You'd Most Like to Beat
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you don't have to like me to want to meet me. You have to make my acquaintance before you can punch me in the face! But be prepared. I'm a bleeder, and my main defense is spraying urine everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

So come at me with your mouth closed.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

occasionally sporadic poster, middle of the road Sinnie candidate Finnegan has for the 6th of 7th year (I honestly can't be arsed to check) ducked any nominations! Congratulations, Finn, on doing what you are best at: making the people around you vaguely aware of your existence without making any lasting impression!


this is not a joke or a grab at attention. this is what I truly strive for in life. as sad as you may find it, I am proud of this fact.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about, Canopus struggling for acceptance because seeking the approval of people on the internet is the most important thing in life?

Anyway, I haven't found the time to mention it, but I'm a fan of your posts.

Edit: Mouse, for what it's worth, I voted for you! Cheers.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand it. How can the same people that fill up the What Are You Reading Now? thread with great stuff keep voting me into the least fitting category? It's like you guys wouldn't know bad writing if it bungled a metaphor in your face!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:16 am    Post subject: Re: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies Reply with quote

I'm voting publicly, because I like doing things where people can watch. Like voting. And drinking.

Mr Gary wrote:
Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED

Best Newbie
fritterdonut (I would drink with him)

Worst 'Noob'
LarsenSan (I would throw a drink on him)

Best Writer
Dennis J Squidbunny (category of Humor)
Usagi (category of General Interest)
Wheels Of Confusion (category of Science)

Angriest
Shadowcell (I would drink with him)

Biggest Attention Whore
Sam (he wouldn't drink with me)

Most Creatively Insulting
Dennis J Squidbunny (I would spit up my drink every time he said something Australian, like "throw another shrimp on the barbie!" or "I'm Steve Irwin!")

Most Likely To Say Something Smart
WoC (I would partake in a snifter of brandy with him)

Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
Samsally (I would drink with her, but I think she's terrified of men, so I'd have to go in drag as jwing or mouse)

Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Halen (he's droll)
Michael (he's darling)
Dennis (he's dashing)
Mouse (she's delightful)
Dro (he's Dro!)
Jwing (she's dear)


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WE'RE COMING. WE'RE COMING SOON. WE'RE DEFFO COMING.
THE SINNIES: WE'RE DEFFO COMING.

I'm waiting for you to come, Gary.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title:
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED

Worst 'Noob':
Ember, for posting pictures of himself shirtless, IIRC. And using the sentence: "desperately trying to get into Heretical Pants". And being a general moron.

All of the rest I can't decide because all the choices seem about equal.
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:

Ember, for posting pictures of himself shirtless, IIRC. And using the sentence: "desperately trying to get into Heretical Pants".


actually
that's not what he said

Ember778 wrote:
ShadowCell wrote:
yo ember i hate to interrupt your desperately trying to get into some Heretical Pants but i must note that you still haven't answered the question


Don't cockblock me bro.


also originally it was me that posted Ember shirtless in that thread; I got the image off of some steroids forums Ember used. Uh, yeah. Steroids forums. I mildly regret doing that.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just thankful I didn't get a nom for "worst noob" given my headfirst jump into a big vat of stupid in less than a dozen posts.
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you referring to that one thread
with the thing
aw jeez I don't even remember what it was about


cuz I'm pretty sure no one really cared about that

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can I vote for the amalgamous cloud of dudebros for worst noob
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John in Tronna wrote:
I'm just thankful I didn't get a nom for "worst noob" given my headfirst jump into a big vat of stupid in less than a dozen posts.


I think I remember the thread in question. If I am thinking of the correct thread, then I think it takes more stupid than that to be chosen as worst noob. I mean, Arioch essentially said that women who go out at night deserve it if they get raped, Ember had shirtless pictures, etc. Not to mention the openly racist/homophobic/misogynistic/anti-semite idiots who sometimes pop up in the comic subforum.

Damn, I should have voted for that guy in the comic subforum who talked about how he had a jewish friend, then complained about jewish people then went straight into misogyny and racism. It was like the triple crown of awfulness.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think the shirtless pictures were even significant to why people didn't like Ember

but okay

I guess their presentation was a decent representation of his general outlook on things around here
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