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mouse
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you know, mike, sometimes i think you aren't as crazy as you look.
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Mikewee777
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flu
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| Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:18 am Post subject: Re: 2-25-2013: Dudebro Tears |
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I consider myself told. |
so our we ever going to get a plot to all this or are we just going to be in a limbo of preachy crap? |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny
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You Goddamned fucking imbecile. Are you this much of a fucking idiot or have you recently sustained a severe concussion? Either way, go fuck yourself.
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flu
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| Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | You Goddamned fucking imbecile. Are you this much of a fucking idiot or have you recently sustained a severe concussion? Either way, go fuck yourself. |
I do not have to fuck myself I married your mom,I know I should have told you sooner but I did not want to come into your room because of the smell and the fact that we did not want you to move and risk giving your fat 600 pound ass a heart attack.
Hell I even bought you a new beanbag chair. I know that you have a emotional attachment to the old one considering it's now bonded to you symbolically with your sticky sweat and urine stains but maybe we can find a way to cut it out for you. |
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ShadowCell
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so whose alt account are you?
are you sam, doing some kind of parody? or maybe you're Guest, here to wreak bloody vengeance upon us all by calling us a bag of cunts? or maybe--oh shit, maybe you're Dennis himself, doing some kind of weird performance art thing where you try to find the essence of the Sinfest-hating whiny fuckwit? |
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Xanthë
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| Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:51 am Post subject: Re: 2-25-2013: Dudebro Tears |
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| flu wrote: | | Smooshie wrote: | | I consider myself told. |
so our we ever going to get a plot to all this or are we just going to be in a limbo of preachy crap? |
My emphasis in bold.
’Nique tells the heckler, “You’re still here.” So true. This strip is the gift that keeps on giving, and the perfect description of what’s going on with posters like this guy. Please keep whining, it makes me go:  |
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Sam
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| Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:02 am Post subject: |
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| flu wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | You Goddamned fucking imbecile. Are you this much of a fucking idiot or have you recently sustained a severe concussion? Either way, go fuck yourself. |
I do not have to fuck myself I married your mom,I know I should have told you sooner but I did not want to come into your room because of the smell and the fact that we did not want you to move and risk giving your fat 600 pound ass a heart attack.
Hell I even bought you a new beanbag chair. I know that you have a emotional attachment to the old one considering it's now bonded to you symbolically with your sticky sweat and urine stains but maybe we can find a way to cut it out for you. |
so is this like, a parody of protoliterate trolls, as there like, layers to it, is there a metalevel, or does this guy still read ten year old posts on ebaumsworld and emulate them as a historical mimic |
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khan
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Is there a meme for inanely offensive insults as punishment for daring to disagree? I am a noobs noob, but you cant read Dennis' posts and not smile; diseaseboy forummulti makes baby jesus cry with his +5 Hammer Of Stupid.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny
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| flu wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | You Goddamned fucking imbecile. Are you this much of a fucking idiot or have you recently sustained a severe concussion? Either way, go fuck yourself. |
I do not have to fuck myself I married your mom,I know I should have told you sooner but I did not want to come into your room because of the smell and the fact that we did not want you to move and risk giving your fat 600 pound ass a heart attack.
Hell I even bought you a new beanbag chair. I know that you have a emotional attachment to the old one considering it's now bonded to you symbolically with your sticky sweat and urine stains but maybe we can find a way to cut it out for you. |
It's already been pointed out that your come back has clearly been copypasted from Great Innernet Lols 1994, you fucking clown shoes imbecile, but my mother would shatter your frail pubis into a fine powder, you shitty douche.
Its more likely to be you having a heart attack as she grasps the frail hermit crab you call a cock in her mighty hand, and gives you such a vigorous rub and tug people will mistake it for a nature documentary about piranhas, leading you to ejaculate with such violence your internal organs fire out the sad, weepy end of your pee hole through the air and as you fucking die, you fucking knob bastard horsefucker you will see your internal organs have spelled 'I'M A CUNT' and my mother will stand over you and laugh and you'll be dead.
DEAD.
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Bart
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| One more reason to fear Australia |
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Mercian
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: |
It's already been pointed out that your come back has clearly been copypasted from Great Innernet Lols 1994, you fucking clown shoes imbecile, but my mother would shatter your frail pubis into a fine powder, you shitty douche.
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Being new here, would it be considered too forward to say that I am strangely drawn to you, and wish to offer you:
i) a selection of my better-functioning vital organs
ii) a basket of puppies/kittens*
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* delete as appropriate according to preference/dietary requirement |
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Sam
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Darqcyde
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | flu wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | You Goddamned fucking imbecile. Are you this much of a fucking idiot or have you recently sustained a severe concussion? Either way, go fuck yourself. |
I do not have to fuck myself I married your mom,I know I should have told you sooner but I did not want to come into your room because of the smell and the fact that we did not want you to move and risk giving your fat 600 pound ass a heart attack.
Hell I even bought you a new beanbag chair. I know that you have a emotional attachment to the old one considering it's now bonded to you symbolically with your sticky sweat and urine stains but maybe we can find a way to cut it out for you. |
It's already been pointed out that your come back has clearly been copypasted from Great Innernet Lols 1994, you fucking clown shoes imbecile, but my mother would shatter your frail pubis into a fine powder, you shitty douche.
Its more likely to be you having a heart attack as she grasps the frail hermit crab you call a cock in her mighty hand, and gives you such a vigorous rub and tug people will mistake it for a nature documentary about piranhas, leading you to ejaculate with such violence your internal organs fire out the sad, weepy end of your pee hole through the air and as you fucking die, you fucking knob bastard horsefucker you will see your internal organs have spelled 'I'M A CUNT' and my mother will stand over you and laugh and you'll be dead.
DEAD. |
Proof that shitcock + creativity = winning the internet
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mouse
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you know, it's things like this that actually make me happy about the douchebros coming around - because dennis' insults are sheer art. and it puts their shit is such stunning relief.
this, flu. _this_ is how you insult people on the internet.
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