Sinfest

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

he's not actually snuggling. he's trying to get you out of HIS CHAIR.
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WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11146 Location: Unknown Kaddath

Negatory, there. This recliner has some built-in back massagers, the noise of which freak him right the fuck out. So he doesn't try and get into the chair unless someone's sitting in it already, and then only because he's bored and wants to cause agony for a minute or so.

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

this explains some of the success of built-in back massagers.
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Darqcyde · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:45 pm Post subject:

Our cats were proactive and sabotaged the one in our couch from the inside while they were kittens. The couch was second hand, and the massager only half worked, but they made sure that it was completely gone. I know it was purposeful because the couch also has a built-in phone and they left those wires alone.
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dazedb42 · Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:31 am Post subject:

So I just noticed that at the inauguration of Pope Frank that Bob Mugabe was in the audience. Can this world get any more bizarre?
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bitflipper · Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now

A random thought inspired by a random tower-ad; I figured this was probably the most appropriate place for it:

The ad: "Red Meat: What Makes It Unhealthy?"

The thought: "Well, being dead, butchered, roasted, and sliced up is seldom an indication that one's health is all that great, at the moment..."
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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3050

i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶e̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶

somehow I just got a chunk of carrot in my eye
what the hell
how does that even happen
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Finnegan · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:37 pm Post subject:

carrots are supposed to be good for your vision...
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hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad

WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11146 Location: Unknown Kaddath

No, Spelunky, I want to play other games for a while. You know, games that I actually paid money for. ... Spelunky? Why are you looking at me like th- OW! Stop it, Spelunky! STOP! OUCH! OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN! I'll play you just one more time! Please stop hurting me, Spelunky! TnT

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9325 Location: Bellingham, WA

So census is the number of people on a hospital unit. A matrix is the number of different types of staff required based on the census (# of patients). I work on the cardiovascular unit (called progressive care). When we have less than 35 people whose hearts are being monitored (we watch the patients on three units) the matrix calls for only one person doing my job. When there are less than 18 patients on the cardiac unit the matrix says we don't need a coordinator (my other job). But the matrix never calls for only one telemetry technician and no coordinator. So we have 10 patients, and two people watching 28 patients...

TL;DR there are two people doing less than one job and I am super bored. I invented new arrhythmias just to have something to look for.
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Snorri · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:03 am Post subject:

where the hell is brighton?
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bitflipper · Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now

South coast of England, straight down the M23/A23 from London.

And a hell of a long, wet trail from SoHo, in New York City, for Tommy--the Who's "Pinball Wizard"--to have played every pinball machine along the way, I always thought. Maybe there's a SoHo neighborhood, or street, or district, in London?
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WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11146 Location: Unknown Kaddath

That, yes. Not that I've ever been to Soho.

Or Hastings, or Brighton, or Eastport too.

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:20 am Post subject:

Finnegan · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:34 am Post subject:

sinfest is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here
in this tiny apartment
with its multiplying cats
and a shitty college diet of potatoes and cheap beer
singing: sinfesst is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here
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hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad