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stripeypants

Joined: 24 Feb 2013 Posts: 4741 Location: Land of the Grumpuses
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Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:53 am Post subject: |
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_________________ ::lesser crisis mode::
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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Subscribe to Nature for $38, a somewhat impressive savings over the regular price of $199. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Ennis

Joined: 08 Jun 2013 Posts: 992 Location: Australia
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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I'm stealing this from Kara, because it's not like she's going to post it here.
Are you attractive to the opposite sex? 1949 Esquire tells you how to woo that man/woman! Such as...
For the ladies: "If you are asked to get another girl for a foursome, do you pick one obviously less attractive than you are? You are unwise to do so. Get the most glamorous girl you know, and both men will be pleased."
And for the gents: "Do you consider it a young girl’s own business whether she gets tight and is indiscreet when she’s out with you? Keep an inexperienced girl from getting tight, if you have to spank her, and don’t let any woman become indiscreet through liquor. Triumphs over drunken women don’t help any man." _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Samsally
Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 7534
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not going to click on that link because I'm actively trying not to hate humanity right now and failing horribly at it already.
Jesus, I need another drink. _________________ Samsally the GrayAce |
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WheelsOfConfusion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 14323 Location: Unknown Kaddath
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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:02 am Post subject: |
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What happens when Phil Platt of Bad Astronomy and Zack Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal team up?
This e-book.
Also, it's pay-what-you-want. |
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WheelsOfConfusion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 14323 Location: Unknown Kaddath
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stripeypants

Joined: 24 Feb 2013 Posts: 4741 Location: Land of the Grumpuses
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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This is the most ridiculous how to article I've seen in awhile:
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-a-Mermaid
Here's a gem from the article:
Quote: | Behavior. Speak minimum, but when you do, engage into a very interesting conversation. A couple of times you are allowed to relate it to the ocean or the beach. While speaking to someone in person, look into their eyes with a soft gaze and a dreamy look. It would work best if they have eyes the color of the sea--one can get a subtle hint that you long to see homeland! |
I'll totally have to start spraying my hair with saltwater and staring wistfully at the sea. _________________ ::lesser crisis mode::
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Many people consider white a sea color... those fools! They don't look like mermaids at all in their white hats! _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Him

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 4367 Location: On edge
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 am Post subject: |
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Three-word slogan generator: create your own political catchphrase
A Productive Morning
Personal favourite: "Axe the bastards" _________________ A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray |
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DeD CHiKn

Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 10229 Location: Baltimore, Maryla*gunshot*
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:49 am Post subject: |
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"Nurture the hipsters"
fucking seriously? |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 21163 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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"zealous on trees" - i can go for it!
and i'm willing to sell it to Arc for a reasonable fee.... _________________ aka: neverscared!
a flux of vibrant matter |
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ShadowCell
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 7395 Location: California
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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"End the selfies"
this is a platform i can support |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 21163 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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you gotta be careful how far you go, though - i just got "a great bush". which is nice, but a little personal.
might work for anthony weiner, though. _________________ aka: neverscared!
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Samsally
Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 7534
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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DeD CHiKn wrote: | "Nurture the hipsters"
fucking seriously? |
*SNORT* Omg Ded vs. hipster is one of my most favorite Sinfest memes. _________________ Samsally the GrayAce |
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