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stripeypants · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:53 pm Post subject:

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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10032 Location: Bellingham, WA

Subscribe to Nature for $38, a somewhat impressive savings over the regular price of $199.
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"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

Ennis · Joined: 09 Jun 2013 Posts: 265 Location: Australia

If you've ever seen Zac and Cody and been involved in either the Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who or Supernatural fandoms...
http://jacobthemalevolent.tumblr.com/post/53640791156/winchesters-revolves-around-me

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10032 Location: Bellingham, WA

I'm stealing this from Kara, because it's not like she's going to post it here.

Are you attractive to the opposite sex? 1949 Esquire tells you how to woo that man/woman! Such as...

For the ladies: "If you are asked to get another girl for a foursome, do you pick one obviously less attractive than you are? You are unwise to do so. Get the most glamorous girl you know, and both men will be pleased."
And for the gents: "Do you consider it a young girl’s own business whether she gets tight and is indiscreet when she’s out with you? Keep an inexperienced girl from getting tight, if you have to spank her, and don’t let any woman become indiscreet through liquor. Triumphs over drunken women don’t help any man."
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"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5807

I'm not going to click on that link because I'm actively trying not to hate humanity right now and failing horribly at it already.

Jesus, I need another drink.
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WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11629 Location: Unknown Kaddath

What happens when Phil Platt of Bad Astronomy and Zack Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal team up?
This e-book.
Also, it's pay-what-you-want.

WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11629 Location: Unknown Kaddath

The Cassini spacecraft is currently in orbit around Saturn. In addition to taking pictures of that fucking weird hexagon at the north pole, it occassionally snaps a photo of every human being alive, and all the places human beings alive or dead have ever been.

stripeypants · Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:07 am Post subject:

This is the most ridiculous how to article I've seen in awhile:

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-a-Mermaid

Here's a gem from the article:

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10032 Location: Bellingham, WA

Many people consider white a sea color... those fools! They don't look like mermaids at all in their white hats!
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"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 4124 Location: On edge

Three-word slogan generator: create your own political catchphrase
A Productive Morning

Personal favourite: "Axe the bastards"
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:49 pm Post subject:

"Nurture the hipsters"

fucking seriously?
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 16189 Location: under the bed

"zealous on trees" - i can go for it!

and i'm willing to sell it to Arc for a reasonable fee....
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5721 Location: California

"End the selfies"

this is a platform i can support

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 16189 Location: under the bed

you gotta be careful how far you go, though - i just got "a great bush". which is nice, but a little personal.

might work for anthony weiner, though.
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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5807