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Istancow
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If I were going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie.
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Rune
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| Istancow wrote: | If I was going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
I would pay so much money to see that movie. More if Nathan Fillian makes a cameo. And Samuel A. Jackson. And if Nic Cage dies in a fire (again.)
And of course, you need awesome actresses, too. Let's say, perhaps, Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Lawrence, Alyson Hannigan, Felicia Day, and Patricia Belcher. |
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Istancow
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:26 am Post subject: |
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Yes! And Zooey Deschanel and Meryl Streep and Whoopi Goldberg!
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Leohan
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:27 am Post subject: |
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Can it have Ed Norton as well? You can never go wrong with Ed Norton
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Istancow
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:35 am Post subject: |
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I hereby declare the collective community of the comic subforum to be my casting department.
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MerchManDan
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| Rune wrote: | | Istancow wrote: | If I was going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
Nathan Fillian. And Samuel A. Jackson. And if Nic Cage dies in a fire (again.)
And Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Lawrence, Alyson Hannigan, Felicia Day, and Patricia Belcher. |
| Istancow wrote: | | Yes! And Zooey Deschanel and Meryl Streep and Whoopi Goldberg! |
| Leohan wrote: | | And Ed Norton |
And blackjack and hookers!!
In fact, FORGET the epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western!
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LadySunami
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:23 am Post subject: |
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Where did the blackjack and hookers thing come from anyway? I think of the following, but I doubt it was first.
| Abridged Series Kaiba wrote: | | Come on Mokuba, we're going to have our own tournament with blackjack and hookers, in fact, forget the whole tournament! |
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penguins_fly
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| Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:00 am Post subject: |
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I hereby submit to the Sinfest community casting call for the Istancow soon-to-be-announced ultimate film the following women:
Helen Mirren, Betty White, Judi Dench, and Sigourney Weaver.
The last one is of particular importance should an alien go rogue on the set. |
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mouse
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| Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Istancow wrote: | | And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
yeah, what is it with sean bean getting killed off in things?
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