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Istancow
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If I were going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie.
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Rune
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| Istancow wrote: | If I was going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
I would pay so much money to see that movie. More if Nathan Fillian makes a cameo. And Samuel A. Jackson. And if Nic Cage dies in a fire (again.)
And of course, you need awesome actresses, too. Let's say, perhaps, Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Lawrence, Alyson Hannigan, Felicia Day, and Patricia Belcher. |
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Istancow
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:26 am Post subject: |
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Yes! And Zooey Deschanel and Meryl Streep and Whoopi Goldberg!
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Istancow
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:35 am Post subject: |
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I hereby declare the collective community of the comic subforum to be my casting department.
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MerchManDan
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| Rune wrote: | | Istancow wrote: | If I was going to make a sci-fi western, it wouldn't be a sci-fi-western. It would be an epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
With, you know, some philosophical elements, like in Citizen Kane. Yeah. A deep, sophisticated epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western.
Cuz, you know, that's just my film-making style. Add my own touch.
And it would have Nicolas Cage in it. And Jackie Chan. And Morgan Freeman. And Sean Connery. And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
Nathan Fillian. And Samuel A. Jackson. And if Nic Cage dies in a fire (again.)
And Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Lawrence, Alyson Hannigan, Felicia Day, and Patricia Belcher. |
| Istancow wrote: | | Yes! And Zooey Deschanel and Meryl Streep and Whoopi Goldberg! |
| Leohan wrote: | | And Ed Norton |
And blackjack and hookers!!
In fact, FORGET the epic-sci-fi-kung-fu-ninja-viking-pirate-themed-romantic-comedy-musical-western!
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| mouse wrote: | almost a shame to waste dennis' talent on him.
except it's always a pleasure to see a good dennis insult. |
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LadySunami
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| Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:23 am Post subject: |
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Where did the blackjack and hookers thing come from anyway? I think of the following, but I doubt it was first.
| Abridged Series Kaiba wrote: | | Come on Mokuba, we're going to have our own tournament with blackjack and hookers, in fact, forget the whole tournament! |
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MerchManDan
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penguins_fly
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| Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:00 am Post subject: |
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I hereby submit to the Sinfest community casting call for the Istancow soon-to-be-announced ultimate film the following women:
Helen Mirren, Betty White, Judi Dench, and Sigourney Weaver.
The last one is of particular importance should an alien go rogue on the set. |
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mouse
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| Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Istancow wrote: | | And Sean Bean. And Sean Bean would survive the whole movie. |
yeah, what is it with sean bean getting killed off in things?
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Heretical Rants
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Once upon a time, there was a comic called Shitty Moose
or something like that
and now there is this
| Shitty Webcomics wrote: |
Anyone have a sinfest forum account they can burn on our behalf? If so, post the blended goose thing, screencap it (to verify that you actually did it), let us know what the responses are (assuming there are any before the thread is deleted). |
no, fuck you.
I'll post it, but your insipid sub-high-school level bullshit isn't worth a whole new thread,
but if someone did make a thread out of it no one would get banned for posting it and the thread wouldn't get deleted, despite being inflammatory off-topic nonsense.
That's just the sad truth of small-barely-maintained-forumtown, sorry to disappoint.
ya delusional chucklefucks
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mouse
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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what is the "blended goose thing"? some sort of poultry smoothie?
and tat looks like he's wearing a chinese red army uniform - what is that about?
i really don't get the message here....
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaha, the same site that whines about sinfest also hates that moose whatever webcomic (nsfw)
eat your own eat your own nom nom nom |
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| mouse wrote: |
i really don't get the message here.... |
the message is "Haha what if some webomickers bought Anita Sarkeesian as a sex slave, and all she cared about was the money, wouldn't that be WACKY??? Hahaha I don't like any of these people so I'm going to draw nonrepresentational caricatures of them doing objectionable things! Hahaha I'm so clever!"
It's like the kid that doesn't like his teachers, or feels like putting down a classmate, so he sits in the back of class and draws a bulbous stick figure labeled "TEECHUR" (or a name or whatever) sitting in a pile of poo.
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Moor
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| Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:04 am Post subject: |
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| Do we want to dissect this, or just roll our eyes? |
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