2013-09-02 On Duty

Istancow · Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:31 am Post subject: 2013-09-02 On Duty

Oh, so that's how I make the tortured screams in my backyard go away. I was wondering what to do. They were scaring my house centipedes.
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Rune · Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Posts: 1043

My go-to has been a hit of bourbon or rum, but that probably only works because I'm usually the one screaming the scream of the damned. (Says the stay-at-home mom of two VERY high-energy toddlers.)

Night Spade · Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 1169 Location: Australia

As awesome as hiring a devil girl would be, I think I rather hire people to seal up the Hell cracks as they are clearly a breach of the Residential Health & Safety laws.
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Mr. Meddler · Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:46 am Post subject:

That would probably be Seymore. He's done it before.
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Zhuinden · Joined: 02 Jul 2012 Posts: 284

Is that actually Blue? I think that's Blue.

This has to be the oddest job for her, ever. She's working on tormenting those souls, being a secretary, and also taking part in advertisments for the company...

Reminds me, where's Lime? I don't think we've seen her in a while.

Darqcyde · Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:12 am Post subject:

She's at the booth probably
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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 2637 Location: Behind you

I can't help but feel that's an old ad with Blue in it. Just something about it.
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Maynar · Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:43 pm Post subject:

That'll larn 'em.
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tricksterson · Joined: 18 Aug 2012 Posts: 434

enchantedsleeper · Joined: 16 Jun 2013 Posts: 202 Location: United Kingdom

Damn, how long has that hole been open in Squig's house?

Darqcyde · Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:47 pm Post subject: