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Istancow



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:31 am    Post subject: 2013-09-02 On Duty Reply with quote



Oh, so that's how I make the tortured screams in my backyard go away. I was wondering what to do. They were scaring my house centipedes.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My go-to has been a hit of bourbon or rum, but that probably only works because I'm usually the one screaming the scream of the damned. (Says the stay-at-home mom of two VERY high-energy toddlers.)
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As awesome as hiring a devil girl would be, I think I rather hire people to seal up the Hell cracks as they are clearly a breach of the Residential Health & Safety laws.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would probably be Seymore. He's done it before.
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Zhuinden



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that actually Blue? I think that's Blue.

This has to be the oddest job for her, ever. She's working on tormenting those souls, being a secretary, and also taking part in advertisments for the company...


Reminds me, where's Lime? I don't think we've seen her in a while.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's at the booth probably
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't help but feel that's an old ad with Blue in it. Just something about it.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That'll larn 'em.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zhuinden wrote:

Reminds me, where's Lime? I don't think we've seen her in a while.
She has an actual name now, Absinthe.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, how long has that hole been open in Squig's house?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
I can't help but feel that's an old ad with Blue in it. Just something about it.

IF you look at her, she looks like she's just kinda going through the motions; she's not giving off any sort of emotions as I see it.
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