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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Istancow wrote:
Dildoor.


sounds like a name from Middle Earth

Dildor, son of Bilbor
or something
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dildor is shin-chan's alter ego that his schizophrenic kenjutsu teacher gave him.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/148133#i0,p24,s2,d0
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's Dildoor (DILDOOR)
DILDOOR DWAGGINS
The sexiest little hobbit of them all!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DILDOOR WAS A DOOR
I MEAN, IT WAS A DILDO
OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST A DOOR
BUT IT WAS STILL DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
DILDINATING THE PEASANTS
DILDINATING ALL THE PEOPLES
AND THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and the dildoor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ShadowCell wrote:
DILDOOR WAS A DOOR
I MEAN, IT WAS A DILDO
OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST A DOOR
BUT IT WAS STILL DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
DILDINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
DILDINATING THE PEASANTS
DILDINATING ALL THE PEOPLES
AND THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


HR (or someone else equally or superiorly artistically talented) you must bring this to life, for the good (and amusement) of ALL!

Also, you must draw a D, not an S.
For reference http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have laughed entirely too hard at this... I will have to take that parenting advice and file it away.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ShadowCell wrote:
and the dildoor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


It must be one of the ones from Bad Dragon.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They come with suction cups so you can probably create a dildoor by sticking a Bad Dragon one to your door.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all fun and games until someone gets a dragon dick right in the eye.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

now that i think about it, Oglaf beat you to the punch on the dildoor thing anyways
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Timpie wrote:
They come with suction cups so you can probably create a dildoor by sticking a Bad Dragon one to your door.


A friend once had a giant dildo called the rambone. It was not usable really, but it had a suction cup. So briefly it was a most excellent towel holder attached to a bathroom mirror - until it fell, because it was rather heavy.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those things are quite expensive, aren't they? Getting a normal towel rack would most likely be cheaper and get you more bang for you buck... Err, maybe less depending on what context you use.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
Timpie wrote:
They come with suction cups so you can probably create a dildoor by sticking a Bad Dragon one to your door.


A friend once had a giant dildo called the rambone. It was not usable really, but it had a suction cup. So briefly it was a most excellent towel holder attached to a bathroom mirror - until it fell, because it was rather heavy.


I wouldn't be too sure. Once I over heard this tidbit at work, way back when I worked at the parts counter at the truckstop, "So after my husband got the fifth dildo in me, I came really hard . . ." I was about to step out from the back room, but turned right around and went the long way around the building to the upstairs.

On a lighter note, my wife, our roommate, the roommate's sister, and their mom, were going through her dad's stuff after he died of cancer. HEr parent shad ben divorced about 4-5 years at that point. In one of the boxes, the mom finds a (in my wife's words) "giant neon pink dildo". Apparently the mom held it up, and they all sort of laughed, considering he was a single guy. Then the mom said "Oh wow, it's sticky (5 second pause) Oh my god!" dropped it, then ran to the bathroom.

New, unused dildos=funny
used dildos=you might not want to know
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