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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*tips hat*

Sirs.


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ew, Star Trek
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

merest wrote:
my innocent Heavens, - dare I say daring comments?

Perhaps I, he or she is saccharine and potentially irritating.
Absinthe hardly seems like Mr. Ishida!

Wide eyes, naive and pathetic statements, thought-reading machine, virtuous cutesiness. Shirley Temple? Shallow, adorable. Contradiction? I congratulate you on your good feelings.


sIRS

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I'm pretending you're a spider and I'm singing a rude song at you.



SIRs.

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EW, STAR TREK

I AGReE
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't stop imagining merest's post being read like this {link}.


well, okay, my edited version of the post
but still
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have no idea what the fuck i just listened to but i loved every second of it
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
I can't stop imagining merest's post being read like this {link}.


Far too passionate. I actually (like to pretend that I) sound like a Cyberman.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

merest wrote:
Heretical Rants wrote:
I can't stop imagining merest's post being read like this {link}.


Far too passionate. I actually (like to pretend that I) sound like a Cyberman.


Don't worry, it comes across with exactly that amount of intonation.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rune wrote:
Don't worry, it comes across with exactly that amount of intonation.


Cybermen speak quite tonefully! I suspect their native language of being akin to Mandarin.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
ew, Star Trek
My heart, it is broken. Crying or Very sad It's like I don't know who you are anymore, HR.

...oh, right. I actually don't know who you are. Well, never mind then.

Heretical Rants wrote:
I can't stop imagining merest's post being read like this {link}.
I tuned out when Mic mentioned how "Pedro" has a hobby of trolling dating sites.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's not my fault if you aren't a proper afficionado of SciFi literature porn
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure which part of my comment is being referred to.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all of it
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I stopped at "fat otaku chick."
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Darqcyde"]
Samsally wrote:

Quote:
A TREKKIE'S TALE

By Paula Smith

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.
"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.

But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies , Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.

However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.


BRAVO, well written. See this Mr.Nolan ? THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE PROPER FAN FICTION ! TAKE NOTES ! For those of you concerned about my mental health, I will be soon seeing a psychiatrist. If my posts change dramatically, then you will know why.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I think you're beautiful just the way you are.
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