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stripeypants



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
I BOW TO NO ONE!

wait, we're still talking about spinning penises, right? i'd think bowing over one would be painful.


Depends on how fast and in what direction the thing is spinning. If it's going flat out to the sides like a fan, you could probably bow a little bit without hurting yourself.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darqcyde wrote:
Sam wrote:
Wheels, however, courts a sum of 34042 though so yeap

Gary's higher if you count his dupes on both boards, I think


Haha, you fools!! You discount burgers! You cheap-n-cheery noodles!!

I ...

Wait, I did what now?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did I win an internet?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you did, you'll find out in approximately 7 days when it arrives by post.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
If you did, you'll find out in approximately 7 days when it arrives by post.


*gasp* you mean
that one time
when they said I had won an internet
they were lying?!1





I can't take this my life is ruined
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey gary! where you been?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
If you did, you'll find out in approximately 7 days when it arrives by post.


*gasp* you mean
that one time
when they said I had won an internet
they were lying?!1





I can't take this my life is ruined


Well that one time I won all the internets, pretty sure they got lost in the mail because I didn't recieve them but I was very assured they were mine. Same thing might have happened to you.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SC in reference to the US Government shutdown wrote:
i wonder if the exchange websites are going down because there is that much legitimate traffic that wants to check it out, or if it's being DDOS'ed by butthurt teabaggers, or both

they've been DDOSing the entire nation in Congress anyway so i guess they might as well actually DDOS the websites

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
it's sinfest.

the table is no doubt not only corrupt, but actively spreading evil.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Studious 'Fester wrote:
It's midnight and I just finished a... Jesus, it was just a monster of an assignment. 30 pages long, not including four pages of references. Half clinical data, half making shit up. Due in 9 hours.

God damn I'm glad that's over.



Another 'Fester wrote:
You made your own, personal jesus?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ER 'fester wrote:
The patients I've had recently have been really interesting . . .

Tomorrow I have a guy with a lacerated scrotum. With orders to apply lidocaine jelly four times per day. To his scrotum. Which he lacerated.

I'm thinking my first order of business will be to teach him how to apply jelly to his own scrotum. Because I'm really an educator at heart, see.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Confirmed plague outbreak in Madagascar, twenty dead so far.

Someone got so lucky in Pandemic...


Yup, I'm going to hell.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

american 'fester wrote:

non-american 'fester wrote:

How do I know so much about America when I'm not even American



We're loud.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fester 'm' wrote:
My parents actually instituted a safe word for roughhousing/tickling/etc. as kids.

It worked.

(When I learned about safe words, I started to wonder where they got the idea from. I still haven't asked...)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After a long and loud discussion, hitting most of the common points of the Sinfest Forum Argument Style (for reference, see the Sentient Toasters thread)
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hey, I'm back from page 1, did I miss something?

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just a tap-dancing bigfoot.
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