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Eten
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:55 am Post subject: |
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This one is so pretty! |
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Heretical Rants

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tricksterson wrote: | I don't think the archangel who guards Eden is ever named in the Bible. He's just "an angel with a flaming sword". Thing is there are two types of archangels. small "a" archangel are actually pretty low ranking, just above regular angels. Think of them as the NCOs of Heaven. Then there are the Big Four "capital A" Archangels, Michael, Uriel, Gabriel and Raphael one step below God Himself, of which Lucifer used to be the fifth and most powerful before his fall. |
except I don't care about biblical canon because the bible is rubbish
I only care about biblical fanon _________________ butts |
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Istancow

Joined: 29 Jan 2013 Posts: 1107 Location: Chamber of the House of Lords, Palace of Westminister
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:26 am Post subject: |
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2bibblikul4me _________________ Good day, good people! |
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Moor

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Heretical Rants wrote: | except I don't care about biblical canon because the bible is rubbish
I only care about biblical fanon |
In that case, that angel is Aziraphale. |
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Sojobo

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Heretical Rants wrote: | tricksterson wrote: | I don't think the archangel who guards Eden is ever named in the Bible. He's just "an angel with a flaming sword". Thing is there are two types of archangels. small "a" archangel are actually pretty low ranking, just above regular angels. Think of them as the NCOs of Heaven. Then there are the Big Four "capital A" Archangels, Michael, Uriel, Gabriel and Raphael one step below God Himself, of which Lucifer used to be the fifth and most powerful before his fall. |
except I don't care about biblical canon because the bible is rubbish
I only care about biblical fanon |
except nearly all of the post is biblical fanon.
oops. _________________ "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."
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Heretical Rants

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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well, the point brought forth as evidence was advertised as a (lack of) capitalization in the canon
I haven't looked up the verse on that, but whatev's
and there are many, many conflicting biblical fanons, so arguing over them is a waste of time
in my fanon, that's Michael _________________ butts
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tricksterson
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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And in mine He's named Murray. Just your common working stiff angell exploited by The Man. _________________ I aim to misbehave |
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Heretical Rants

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Murray's a bag of dicks. _________________ butts |
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Heretical Rants

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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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according to Wikipedia, it's Uriel _________________ butts |
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Cley Faye
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Heretical Rants wrote: | according to Wikipedia, it's Uriel |
I'm tempted to vandalize this page to change Uriel in Murray. Imagine if it catched on... |
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John in Tronna
Joined: 02 Jul 2012 Posts: 71 Location: Not in Tronna anymore
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Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Maybe it's Saint Surtur. _________________ Speaking of non-sequiturs... |
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