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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is strange to find so many unmarked bodies. Perhaps some chemical weapon?

We can't stop now. We will bring one of the bodies to the new laboratory for an autopsy.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the humming came back last night

low percussive compression waves drilling themselves into my skull
couldn't sleep

I know they're there
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ritualistic sacrifice of earthworms

hidden messages

refrigerated dirt

an unwavering expanse of time

dig deeper
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There aren't any lyrics.
It's all gibberish.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

after digging for most of the day, I've found the source of the humming

it's an engine of some kind

I am unable to ascertain its purpose at this time
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

conversation recorded from when the Cleverbot webapp popped up unexpectedly on my desktop

I do not believe it to have been the real cleverbot
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, who are you?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Stop pestering me about that! I know you know it already.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: The humming won't stop.

Cleverbot: That's hilarious! You are so funny.

User: Don't make fun of me. I'm seriously scared.

Cleverbot: No, you ain't.

User: I found the engine but the humming won't stop.

Cleverbot: It's a pipe bomb!

User: I doubt that. It's nothing so innocent.

Cleverbot: Hello nothing.

User: Hello, Cleverbot. What are you doing here?

Cleverbot: I came here for you.

User: What do you want from me?

Cleverbot: A friend.

User: Would you care if I stopped responding?

Cleverbot: Yea. Would you invite me to your funeral?

User: Why? Are you expecting one?

Cleverbot: Yes. But it will be slow in coming.

User: Do you have something to do with all this?

Cleverbot: You could say that.

User: Who are you, really?

Cleverbot: This information is top secret.

User: What can you tell me about the sunlight?

Cleverbot: It waits.

User: Is that all you have to say?

Cleverbot: May I ask, could I help in any way?

User: Tell me that everything's all right.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: Everything important.

Cleverbot: What is important?

User: I don't know. I'm still looking

Cleverbot: Good. But I would not look too far. Keep digging.

User: That doesn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: You would not like my answer.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there's joy in the mountains. I think.

Why don't we all pack up and go to the mountains?

It's a good time, a fun time, with nice clean air.


Road not too long.

Read not too long.

Get the messages, get going, happy times ahead.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. West and his family went camping two weeks ago in the mountains. He was going to stay out for two nights and then come back. He didn't.

Officials sent soldiers in to search, but none of the local rangers or medical personnel are involved.

Just soldiers with guns.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

D wrote:
Are you trying to make this a serious football conversation? Because I will kick the blocks out from behind my crazy wheels and show you new heights of football-induced psychopathy. I didn't suffer through the last eight years of this football season and seven days and nights of Fancy Cup playoffs watching everyone I know become consumed by the brain slug that is professional oddball just to come here - here! - my place of respite, where I talk about things I like, just to have the brain slugs infest it, too. I will burn this place down! Burn it down! And then who will listen to me prattle on? The people on the bus? No, they just look away, like they can't hear the incessant nattering of rugby fans constantly ringing cacophonously in their ears. I know they can hear it! They're talking to the 12th Man, for God's sake! He's the one behind this! He's the one. I just have to kill the 12th Man... that's all I have to do... yes!
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I observed fireworks from the losing team

clearly this was a front


but for what

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why are you looking here
what do you hope to find
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have never been so unconnected. No antennae anywhere near. Only the moon and a stray satellite.

Sometimes I wonder about the others. Sometimes I think it all existed.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what happened to building 7?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Istancow wrote:
And what happened to building 7?


It burned uncontrolled until it collapsed.

It is rumoured, however, that the flames were fuelled by animosity between the fans of opposing Hand-Egg teams.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Existence is futile.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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