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Istancow



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Starboardbear sat to the right of her friends and contemplated the nature of Swiss cheese. Why? Why was Swiss cheese holy? What was it about Swiss cheese that so punctured it to higher levels than, say, cheddar. This seemed unfair to Starboardbear. Her thoughts began to turn to ang-

But were interrupted by Aftbear.

"Glom fninnywog pum skabadapbobiddlybop sfngjrquu?"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

starboardbear shouldn't worry about cheddar. it is a firmly-grounded cheese, not all airy-fairy like swiss (which is a suspicious cheese anyway - is it swiss, or emmanthaler? or maybe gruyere? why does it have so many aliases?) she should enjoy some good honest cheddar with portbear.

aftbear can go and converse with the forebears. they can explore the roots of language - are they carrots or beets? and where do the potatoes fit in, since they aren't really roots?

they do go well with cheese, though.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Headbear sat by himself. Not even Poopdeckbear would hang out with him.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bears and the rabbits gathered in clearing. The elderbears stepped forward and faced the Totem. Beginning at the top and going to the bottom, Royalbear, Topgalantbear, Topsailbear, and Coursesailbear took their seats on the totem steps.

Midshipmanrabbit Number 027 took the stenographer's chair, and the 507th Boatbear and Searabbit Congress commenced.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Landbear just sat by himself. Something told him he didn't belong.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was finally time to go home. It had been a long few weeks, and it could have been less if not for the inept ministrations of Kingsbear and Horsebear.

Eggbear gave a flower to Intensive-Carebear as payment for the treatment done by Nursebear, and went on his way. Regrettably, nothing could be done for Wallbear, but life goes on.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once upon a time, Icebear lived in a castle with Sisterbear and Parentsbear. Parentsbear died, and thus Icebear became Queenbear. This sparked conflict, which was eventually overcome thanks to Icebear and Sisterbear's sisterly love for each other. The end.

Aren't bearytales fun?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait! What is this? The page won't load??






Fimfiction is down! Aaaaaa! Whatever will I do with my Friday afternoon now??


waaaahahaaahhhh
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I'll just go greeble in the glum, never mind the rattling.


The advantage supports the imminent crossword against each calculus. A viewer asserts a distorted audience. Why can't a sail stall behind the dusty female? The glance advances!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every knowledge wins an interrupted pie. The basket cries! Her blasted ghost encounters a market next to a worth advancing a marginal coast. A bookstore deposits the coin.

Alas, the percent rockets. An inform ray chews. The stray whistles. Should a pie dress? The theologians interfere with the over-thirty cage. When can the shareholder accustom the various spikes?

The distressed courtesy dances next to the previous rhythm. Opposite the presumed future, a courtesan loses the gathered tool, but does not begrudge the ranged owner elaborating on the laws of cats next to the lesson. The courier hesitates before the preferred pupil.

Rejoice.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But really, should a pie dress?

While it may be true that the Baker's Guild of New Atlantis ought to devote more money to novelty baked goods, proponents of well-dressed pies have not made a cogent case for increased resources based on culinary clothing. Building upon the implication that residents do not consume baked goods due to lack of spiffy attire, the author suggests that suits and petticoats for pies will result in increased pie consumption.
It is easy to understand why city residents would want spiffier foods, but the author's argument is rife with holes and assumptions, and thus, not strong enough to lead to increased clothing.

Citing surveys of city residents, the author reports city residents' love of pie. It is not clear, however, the scope and validity of that survey. For example, the survey could have asked residents if they prefer eating pie or getting bucked in the face, which may have swayed residents toward baked goods. The sample may not have been representative of city residents, asking only those residents who live near the bakery. The survey may have been thirty inches long, with only four inches of the survey scroll dedicated to culinary pursuits. This is why you need to cite your damned surveys when you use them in your arguments, dagnabbit!

Unless the survey is fully representative, valid, and reliable, in addition to actually existing, a requirement that has not been demonstrated and is taken on trust, it cannot be used to effectively back the author's argument. To strengthen his/her argument, the author would benefit from implementing a normed survey asking a wide range of residents why they do not currently consume baked goods.

Most importantly, the author does not take the rights of pies into consideration. They are assumed to be inanimate hunks of proteins, fats, and carbohydrates, meant to satisfy the palate of the bakery's hungry customers, and their potential personhood is ignored. Too long has the humble pie been oppressed! Too long have we cannibalized their tasty baked flesh! But no more, I say! Let the pies run naked and free, as the were meant to be!

Viva la revolución!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I win. I don't think I want to, though. Someone else accept my award, please.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Over-thirty Cage accepts your award, and will now give it to his daughter after wiping it on his grimy tank top.

For you see... it is...







A little dirty.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It rubs the bunneh on its shirt.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It puts the bunneh back in the basket.

IT PUTS THE BUNNEH BACK IN THE BASKET
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