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The Afterlife Propositions
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition: When you die, this happens.
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

proposition: you die when the complex chemical system that gives rise to the abstract emergent phenomenon known as "you" is disrupted in pretty much any significant way

cheerio!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition: Will you be my tax break?

Position: A little more to the left.

Disposition: Here
Datposition: Over der

Proposition II: If you wear this ring, I'll lick you from head to toe until we're old.

Reposition: Now back to the right just a bit. No, the other right.

Proposition III - Season of the Witch: When you die, your soul will be transformed into a new physical vessel that is destined for scientific experiments in reanimation. If you're good, you get to be the body. Woof. If you're bad, you get to be the brain, except the process of reinbraination leaves it abnormal. If you're lucky, the scientist reanimating you will remember to switch the poles from plus to minus, and from minus to plus.

Opposition: I don't wanna do this no more.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
Oh, come on. The only preposition worth mentioning is this thread is "after".

proposition: after life, you becomes a pronoun!

I've got all the sweet prepositions!

Preposition: at
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:39 am    Post subject: propositioned: modestly Reply with quote

disposition: sweet
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ponies from space
Are descending to the ground
They will destroy everything
There'll be corpses all around
I for one welcome our new
Cute overlords
And live another day
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition:
Step 1: You die
Step 2: ???
Step 3: PROFIT!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deposition: A phase shift from a gaseous state to a solid state.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still believe, and will continue to believe, in a Valhalla-esque meet up where you can go to hang out with people of your choosing.

Mostly because I want to see my grandfather again and thank him.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition: When you die, the collection of algorithms that played you is recorded and sorted. Collections less likely to be a dick in their next role are slotted into new characters with greater scope for choosing not to be a dick. Collections more likely to be a dick will control characters that make fewer decisions. Inevitably (albeit very, very slowly), the game will progress to a state of minimal dickishness.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh - that reminds me of this
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition: there exists a,b,n such that a^n + b^n = c^n, for all c.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conjecture: 2^2^m+1 is prime.

Counterexample: 2^2^5+1
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hypothesis: butts
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proposition: a publicly funded programme to preserve people's butts indefinitely after they die

y'know, for future generations, when everyone's a brain in a jar
everyone will go to the museum of mummified butts

Corollary: this is not in any way creepy
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