The Afterlife Propositions

Istancow · Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:23 am Post subject:

Proposition: When you die, this happens.
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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 5163 Location: No.

proposition: you die when the complex chemical system that gives rise to the abstract emergent phenomenon known as "you" is disrupted in pretty much any significant way

cheerio!
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WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 12061 Location: Unknown Kaddath

Proposition: Will you be my tax break?

Position: A little more to the left.

Disposition: Here
Datposition: Over der

Proposition II: If you wear this ring, I'll lick you from head to toe until we're old.

Reposition: Now back to the right just a bit. No, the other right.

Proposition III - Season of the Witch: When you die, your soul will be transformed into a new physical vessel that is destined for scientific experiments in reanimation. If you're good, you get to be the body. Woof. If you're bad, you get to be the brain, except the process of reinbraination leaves it abnormal. If you're lucky, the scientist reanimating you will remember to switch the poles from plus to minus, and from minus to plus.

Opposition: I don't wanna do this no more.

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10592 Location: Bellingham, WA

Usagi Miyamoto · Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:39 am Post subject: propositioned: modestly

disposition: sweet
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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 5163 Location: No.

Ponies from space
Are descending to the ground
They will destroy everything
There'll be corpses all around
I for one welcome our new
Cute overlords
And live another day
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Darqcyde · Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:48 am Post subject:

Proposition:
Step 1: You die
Step 2: ???
Step 3: PROFIT!!!!
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fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 1148 Location: Hedonism

Deposition: A phase shift from a gaseous state to a solid state.

DeD CHiKn · Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:55 pm Post subject:

I still believe, and will continue to believe, in a Valhalla-esque meet up where you can go to hang out with people of your choosing.

Mostly because I want to see my grandfather again and thank him.

Sojobo · Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 2433

Proposition: When you die, the collection of algorithms that played you is recorded and sorted. Collections less likely to be a dick in their next role are slotted into new characters with greater scope for choosing not to be a dick. Collections more likely to be a dick will control characters that make fewer decisions. Inevitably (albeit very, very slowly), the game will progress to a state of minimal dickishness.
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 17030 Location: under the bed

heh - that reminds me of this
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Tiogshi · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 315

Proposition: there exists a,b,n such that a^n + b^n = c^n, for all c.
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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 5163 Location: No.

Conjecture: 2^2^m+1 is prime.

Counterexample: 2^2^5+1
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6018 Location: California

hypothesis: butts

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 5163 Location: No.

Proposition: a publicly funded programme to preserve people's butts indefinitely after they die

y'know, for future generations, when everyone's a brain in a jar
everyone will go to the museum of mummified butts

Corollary: this is not in any way creepy
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