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Istancow

Joined: 29 Jan 2013 Posts: 1107 Location: Chamber of the House of Lords, Palace of Westminister
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Proposition: When you die, this happens. _________________ Good day, good people! |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 5344 Location: No.
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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proposition: you die when the complex chemical system that gives rise to the abstract emergent phenomenon known as "you" is disrupted in pretty much any significant way
cheerio! _________________ butts
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WheelsOfConfusion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 14328 Location: Unknown Kaddath
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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Proposition: Will you be my tax break?
Position: A little more to the left.
Disposition: Here
Datposition: Over der
Proposition II: If you wear this ring, I'll lick you from head to toe until we're old.
Reposition: Now back to the right just a bit. No, the other right.
Proposition III - Season of the Witch: When you die, your soul will be transformed into a new physical vessel that is destined for scientific experiments in reanimation. If you're good, you get to be the body. Woof. If you're bad, you get to be the brain, except the process of reinbraination leaves it abnormal. If you're lucky, the scientist reanimating you will remember to switch the poles from plus to minus, and from minus to plus.
Opposition: I don't wanna do this no more. |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Heretical Rants wrote: | Oh, come on. The only preposition worth mentioning is this thread is "after".
proposition: after life, you becomes a pronoun! |
I've got all the sweet prepositions!
Preposition: at _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Usagi Miyamoto

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2262 Location: wish I was here
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:39 pm Post subject: propositioned: modestly |
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disposition: sweet _________________ The reward for a good life is a good life. |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 5344 Location: No.
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Ponies from space
Are descending to the ground
They will destroy everything
There'll be corpses all around
I for one welcome our new
Cute overlords
And live another day _________________ butts |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11917 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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fritterdonut

Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 1460
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:16 am Post subject: |
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Deposition: A phase shift from a gaseous state to a solid state. |
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DeD CHiKn

Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 10229 Location: Baltimore, Maryla*gunshot*
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:55 am Post subject: |
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I still believe, and will continue to believe, in a Valhalla-esque meet up where you can go to hang out with people of your choosing.
Mostly because I want to see my grandfather again and thank him. |
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Sojobo

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2487
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Proposition: When you die, the collection of algorithms that played you is recorded and sorted. Collections less likely to be a dick in their next role are slotted into new characters with greater scope for choosing not to be a dick. Collections more likely to be a dick will control characters that make fewer decisions. Inevitably (albeit very, very slowly), the game will progress to a state of minimal dickishness. _________________ "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 21176 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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heh - that reminds me of this _________________ aka: neverscared!
a flux of vibrant matter |
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Tiogshi

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 315
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Proposition: there exists a,b,n such that a^n + b^n = c^n, for all c. _________________ (( Tiogshi Laj :: Average ASCII Artisan And Ambitiously Anachronistic Assonanteur ))
(( This post has been quad-ROT13 encrypted. Reading it violates the DMCA. ))
(( Fight me! )) |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 5344 Location: No.
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Conjecture: 2^2^m+1 is prime.
Counterexample: 2^2^5+1 _________________ butts
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ShadowCell
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 7395 Location: California
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:59 am Post subject: |
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hypothesis: butts |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 5344 Location: No.
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Proposition: a publicly funded programme to preserve people's butts indefinitely after they die
y'know, for future generations, when everyone's a brain in a jar
everyone will go to the museum of mummified butts
Corollary: this is not in any way creepy _________________ butts |
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