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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meep meep meeble merp.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Schmeep schmeep schmeeble schmerp.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I disagree.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bite my thumb and
thumb my nose at thee
and thy concurrence,
concurrently.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I eat a chicken tender with guacamole while playing the ukulele!

except I'm super kawaii so it's more like a uguulele
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*strangles self for writing 'kawaii' in an English sentence*

I'm so sorry.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-ded-
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are enterred the remains of a ranter heretical;
Dead by asphyxiation after hanging by a fettered skull;
Made criminal by speech, some unwhole and some grue;
By self was slain, throat shut by chain, for speaking like a weeaboo.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why couldn't it put the bunneh back in the basket?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<3
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For what greater end might there be to a man's pride than to stand staunch and true against a superior force of rancorous sock-puppet buttmonkeys armed with naught but a wifflebat and a stout heart (they and he alike), with wits of silly putty and the liver of one who seems inebriated but is not!

What greater end indeed, yet is this end not also a beginning? For in this wholly unironic act of ridiculous sport (or war? With some men there can be no distinction between the two), does not he who stands, plastic instrument of smacking and bonking in hand, experience a metamorphosis, a REBIRTH into a creature not of wisdom, but of brilliant and glorious folly?

So celebrate pride escaped, for this folly is a virtue no amount of sense nor army of rancorous sock-puppet buttmonkeys can tarnish.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thoughts that have gone through my head, episode 4971:

I wasn't expecting him to carry me quite that far. Would commenting on the giant dildo sitting out in the open here make this more awkward, or less? It has a knot. Huh.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For what greater end might there be to a man's pride than to stand staunch and true against a superior force of rancorous sock-puppet buttmonkeys armed with naught but a giant dildo with a knot in it and a stout heart (they and he alike), with wits of silly putty and the liver of one who seems inebriated but is not!

What greater end indeed, yet is this end not also a beginning? For in this wholly unironic act of ridiculous sport (or war? With some men there can be no distinction between the two), does not he who stands, rubberry knotted instrument of erotic play and bonking in hand, experience a metamorphosis, a REBIRTH into a creature not of wisdom, but of brilliant and glorious folly?

So celebrate pride escaped, for this folly is a virtue no amount of sense nor army of rancorous sock-puppet buttmonkeys can tarnish.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and the slilken slad unslurtain slustling of the slurkle slurtain
slilled me - slilled me with slanslastic slerrors slever slelt beslore;
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sleagersly I slissed the smorrow; - slainsly I had slought to svorrow
from my slooks slurslease of slorrow - slorrow for the slost Slenore -
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